Deerstalkingjawn
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Childhood homes and their ability to kill. by Deerstalkingjawn
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 May 2020
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After Sirius is instructed to 'Lie Low at Lupin's' he is determined to be of use to somebody. Remus is determined to prove to him that he doesn't need to be, or that he already is.
Grimmauld place is determined to fight back against everyone's favourite band of blood traitors.
Harry is oblivious, Hermione is not and Ron is mostly just hungry.
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People come out in stages. First you come out to yourself, then when you’re ready you’re nearest and dearest, maybe a few close colleagues along the way. People spend their whole lives coming out, because unless you’re wearing glitter and a pride flag nobody notices.
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I'm bored, it's cold and you're in your pants. by Deerstalkingjawn
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
07 Jun 2015
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Based on a prompt found on tumblr. 'the fire alarm went off at 3 am and now the cute guy from the flat next door is standing next to me in his underwear'.
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In his bed under Mungo's floating candles, Harry sips tea, watches reality TV, and does his best not to pay any mind to the curse which has invaded his body.
Harry wants to heal.
He wants his healer even more.
Keeping one desperate secret can't hurt. Not much, anyway.
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Bookmarked by Deerstalkingjawn
03 Oct 2024
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Harry and Ginny are married, but she abandoned him for her Quidditch career overseas. He is lonely and desperate for love and very interested in sleeping with a man.
Then, one night at a party, Draco Malfoy whispers in his ear: Do you want to leave with me?
Harry knows he should say no, especially since a scandal would ruin his chance at becoming Head Auror, but Malfoy is entirely too fit to pass up the opportunity.
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Bookmarked by Deerstalkingjawn
19 May 2024
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Never Mind the Bollocks by The_Sinking_Ship for shiftylinguini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2023
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If someone told Harry six months ago that by autumn he would be single, living on whisky and toast, and dancing the night away with Draco Malfoy, he would have told them to get their head checked.
And yet, here he was.
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Bookmarked by Deerstalkingjawn
22 Feb 2024
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It’s 2005, and Draco Malfoy says, “Fuck the Ministry,” Harry works as a handyman in muggle London, and Draco should really stop pissing off the Squib gangs.
Or: Harry beats up a pimp and isn’t sorry about it, Draco deals black market potions, and they’re shagging. Again.
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Bookmarked by Deerstalkingjawn
07 Sep 2023
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What happens when Harry and Draco end up on the same Muggle gay cruise? They certainly didn't plan for it to happen (but their friends might have). They're stuck with each other for a week, they might as well make the most of it, right?
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Bookmarked by Deerstalkingjawn
06 Sep 2023