DeathSheIsCunning
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- Dream SMP (2)
- Voltron: Legendary Defender (1)
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Tommyinnit walks into a room. It's the perfect recipe for trouble. His hair is too well done, and his style is not his. A bulky man in a suit ushers him to a table and chair in front of the flashing lights and cameras.
The only thing him about him, he thinks, is the scowl on his face.
"So you mean to say you just got really lucky, Tommyinnit from Pogtopia?" Charlie the Reporter says in his obnoxious reporter's tone and Tommy's face twists even further in contempt.
"That's not my fucking name," Tommy spits. He needs to be polite, but this particular journalist had a way of getting on your nerves. "And I haven't said anything,"
"I assumed. I mean, what even are the odds of four complete strangers stumbling across a human trafficking scheme, anyway?"
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Philza Minecraft, Techno Blade, Tubbo Underscore and Ranboo Beloved are four complete strangers with a shared love of a bad paranormal podcast run by two teenagers.
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Four complete strangers stumble across a human trafficking scheme
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The Spy, The Wallflower and Liminal Spaces in Outer Space by DeathSheIsCunning
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
15 Oct 2024
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Lance stands in the middle of the ballroom, staring up at the skylight, at the stained glass arranged in a dizzyingly beautiful pattern. The walls are encrusted with gold and jewels and all sorts of gaudy decor, because Lance stands in the most expensive manor in the known universe, Veli Atarang.
"What are you doing?!" A voice yells, familiar, as the owner of said voice grabs his hand. He recognises it's Lotor, hands soft and brash. He absentmindedly wishes it was Keith. Regardless, he doesn't move an inch. Lance is enraptured. A moth to a flame.
Literally.
The ballroom is on fire.
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The new old Black Paladin has ulterior motives that no one else seems to see, the runaway Galran prince isn't as bad as he seems, and Keith is somewhere. Slowly, Lance begins to realise that maybe it was a good thing he made all those friends across the universe.
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All is not right in the Voltron Coalition. Good thing Lance is here to do something about it.
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"You have borne three children in your life, Wilbur Soot, and it can only be considered an achievement that none of them consider you their father," As Wilbur's brand new therapist, Dr. Puffy, read off the recommendation (read: warning) letter, Wilbur braced himself for the dreaded, yet expected, words.
"What are their names?"
"What?" Those were not the dreaded or expected words.
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Wilbur Soot needs to go to therapy. His friends, ex-wife and sober companion all say so. The only issue is, most of the psychiatrists he has attempted to see consider him too shitty a person to treat.
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Wilbur Soot wants to get better, he just doesn't know how.
[DISCONTINUED]
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If I can ease one life the aching, or cool one pain by DeathSheIsCunning
Fandom: Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP
19 Oct 2024
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My works related to the DSMP!
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Two Truths One Lie: The one where four strangers go on a quest to uncover the secrets of a town, orchestrated by two teenagers a lot smarter than anyone gives them credit for.
The Language Of Flowers (DISCONTINUED): Wilbur soot has borne three children in his life, all of whom would rather not associate themselves with him. He wants to get better. Is it too late?
Of Icarus and the Sun (UPCOMING): Tommy Innes is a human lie detector. This would normally be a great thing, except for the fact that his lie detecting abilities are characterized by a sharp pain in his stomach, which has festered in him a deep hatred for all humans everywhere. One day, he meets a boy who can only tell the truth.
I had a thought, dear (WIP): Thomas Soot grew up in the lap of luxury, silver spoon in his mouth before he knew what either of those things were. His life falls apart when he finds out that his family, and everyone he has ever known are Villains. In a perfect position to change things, he becomes a hero instead.- Words:
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Lance knows not to seek with his mind in the woods. The fae have a habit of twisting the desires sought by those who chase after the wisps. But when given no other choice, Lance makes the decision to alter his path. To change his fate.
He should have known, really, how things would turn out.
Never call out to wolves. One may just answer.
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19 Aug 2024
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I promise you, if this were not a fanfic, it would be a classic. The story is actually amazing, well thought-out and actually mesmerising. I read this thing in one sitting, I kid you not, and fell absolutely in love with it. It's like a fairytale.
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“I’ve let you guys down so much. I’ve let myself down… I don’t know how you guys can even still care about me.”
Keith opened his mouth to reply, but wasn’t even given a fighting chance.Lance feels like an idiot. He knows it's time for a change; time to work harder and stop acting like a child. He's a paladin of Voltron. He's supposed to protect people! He doesn't care what happens to him - no one else gets hurt. Never again.
Fic based just after the end of season 5 in which Lance is forced to confront his mistakes and it leads him down a very dark path. Unwilling to accept how dangerous his actions are becoming, it's left up to his team-mates and a certain Blade of Marmora member to find the root of his problems and try to bring him back from the edge.We worked so hard on this. I promise our writing is better than our summary. Please give it a go!
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Lance is a flashy, corny, celebrity talk-show host with a hidden agenda.
Keith is an adrenaline junkie who steals cars for a living and dreams about dying young.
Their paths cross and it turns into a beautiful, stupidly angsty mess.
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Lance gave up the chance to make a difference by giving up the Red Lion. He gave up his chance to be a hero. What he wants now is just to go home. He'll protect Earth and his family from the Galra as best he can when he gets there. That's his top priority now.
And sure, he stole the opportunity to make this decision from Keith, and maybe that's not fair.
But whatever. If Keith was going to make the wrong choice, Lance wasn't going to give him one.
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- Part 1 of Pitch Black
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29 Apr 2024
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this fic is ecstacy. i have never read such beautifully written action scenes. also. BLACK PALADIN LANCEY LANCE!!!
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Keith Kogane, a famous musical actor and TV show star, returns to Broadway to play the male lead role in a new musical side by side with likewise celebrated Allura Altea.
Two weeks after their first show, stage manager Coran Smythe is confronted with the greatest challenge: neither Allura nor her replacement is able to perform that evening due to a canceled plane trip and an accident. A show without the female lead? Impossible...
...until ensemble member and the show's dance captain Lance McClain steps forward to play side by side with his idol and celebrity crush.