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Finding a suitable tutor willing to work with children turns out to be more difficult than Agatha imagines. So when she founds one, she forgets for a moment that she is still looking for a tutor, not a date, although the woman on screen looks like someone you could risk everything for.
Or, it's Nicholas, who wants to learn spanish, and his mother Agatha, who falls hopelessly in love with her son's tutor, Rio.
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feels like we could go on for forever this way by paddingtonfan69
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
18 Dec 2024
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“Ooh, waiting for someone special?” Sharon asks with a wink.
“No,” Agatha says, a little too quickly. “I just happen to know that someone has that ticket and that someone is not you.”
“This someone wouldn’t happen to be that sharp dressed lady who is always knocking on your door?”
“That’s my tax agent, Sharon,” Agatha says, like Sharon is an idiot. Sharon is an idiot. She’s also right, but that’s really not the point.
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IRS Agent Rio Vidal and Enemy Of The State Agatha Harkness set aside their differences to go see a high school musical and it goes as well as you’d expect.
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- Part 2 of death and taxes
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18 Dec 2024
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someday we will all be lying on our backs (free at last from income tax) by paddingtonfan69
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
30 Nov 2024
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They’re staring at each other over the now evenly stacked forms at the table. Agatha’s mask has fully slipped and Rio is fascinated by what’s underneath it, an unruly sort of anger, a sharp passion. Agatha looks like she wants to tear Rio from limb to limb. And Rio, god help her, would probably let her.
“Moving on to property taxes…”
“Jesus fucking Christ,” Agatha lets out. “Don’t you have a life?”
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Rio is the best IRS agent in her field. Agatha refuses to pay her taxes. A love story for the ages.
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- Part 1 of death and taxes
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“I don’t have sex.”
Agatha’s face screwed up somewhere between delight and incredulity, “You don’t ever?” She scoffed, “As in you’ve never at all? How long have you been here?”
“Since the inception of life itself.”
“And you’ve never fucked?” The way she said it, it did sound a little stupid, “What do you do to pass the time?”
“I scare children,” Death shifted in her chair, still rubbing at the skin of one hand with the other. No wonder Agatha had nowhere to live, she thought. She was unbearable. “Amongst other things.”
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Upon meeting Death, Agatha takes it upon herself to educate her on some of the finer points of being human.
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10 Dec 2024
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the way i feel about you baby can’t explain it by seabiscuit
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
17 Nov 2024
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“She won’t even admit that she’s gay for a New York City Ballet dancer. You think she would go for you, Rio Vidal of Cobb, Oklahoma?” Jenn raises an eyebrow, “IT service provider who plays Elden Ring in her spare time.”
“Maybe.” Chirps Rio. Hope does, after all, spring eternal.
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Rio goes from IT service monkey to fucking her very beautiful, very poised boss in a very short period of time. And then, of course, there’s the aftermath.
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30 Nov 2024
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Agatha wants to kiss her. Her lips skim the edge of Rio’s hairline, her jaw, the nape of her neck.
She imagines her tongue in Rio’s mouth. Rio sucking on it. The heat of her. The taste.
Agatha moans, still running her lips along every inch of Rio’s skin she can get at. Agatha licks and bites bruises into the tops of Rio’s shoulders and watches as they fade, thinking of Rio’s mouth. She’d bite her there, too.
“Look at me,” Agatha urges, releasing Rio’s throat so that Rio can turn towards her. “Look at me.”
Or: I hated the idea of that being their first kiss so much that I wrote a 15k fic where it's fun and sexy instead of tragic. Unfortunately, it is still tragic but at least now it's also hot!
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19 Nov 2024