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Caramel Delight by AJ_Constantine for FeralTuxedo
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Aug 2023
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After years of enduring hellish neighbours, Crowley is delighted when they finally move out, and even more delighted when their replacement is easy going, friendly, doesn’t leave his bins on the kerb for weeks, and… attractive in a way that causes a fluttering in Crowley’s midsection like a battalion of butterflies attempting to form ranks.
Crowley knows that hooking up with the person who lives next door to him is a Bad Idea. But a jar of his Nan’s famous caramel sauce as a ‘welcome to the neighbourhood’ gesture couldn’t hurt. And what’s he supposed to do when Aziraphale continues to show up at Crowley’s door with an irresistible smile, asking for more?
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22 Dec 2024
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“How would I go about persuading you?”
The stranger tilted his head to the side, considering. “For starters, you’ll have to pay me.”
Aziraphale scoffed. “You can hardly charge me for directions.”
“I can do whatever I want, angel. I’m not the one who got lost, now, am I?”
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After fleeing a disastrous work event masked as his 50th birthday party and getting lost in a car he can’t seem to drive, Aziraphale Eastgate, CEO of Eastgate’s Booksellers Ltd., meets the mysterious Anthony, who offers to help... and not just with directions. Things escalate as they are wont to do.(Or, you guessed it, a Pretty Woman AU.)
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Aziraphale has been watching Anthony most weekends for the last year. While it had been his mother's idea, he's grown so very attached to the boy and it would seem little Anthony has grown attached to him as well. Anthony's home life might not be the best but Aziraphale's visits always manage to be the highlight of his week.
Luckily, there is no way their routine could change, right?
Right?
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18 Dec 2024
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Dead Right by anatomicgirl
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Dec 2024
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“You are not selling your books to try to get back what’s already yours! Listen, Aziraphale. I know you’re opposed to the idea of an arranged marriage—”
“A fake marriage,” he clarified, voice like ice. Ana ignored him.
“—but it’s time you see sense. You will find someone, and you will marry him. You will inherit your property properly, and after a reasonable amount of time to deal with any legal challenges, you will divorce. It won’t destroy anyone’s future, and hell, maybe you’ll actually fall in love.”
Aziraphale snorted. “Don’t count on it.”
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Rare and commanding creatures, omegas have the world at their fingertips. Unfortunately, that also means they have targets on their backs. One particular omega is made aware of that in a botched kidnapping that encourages his family to tuck him into a mansion and keep him there. All for his safety, of course.
This dull life is far from what Aziraphale wants, however, so when the chance to have a bodyguard presents itself, he leaps at the opportunity.
That the opportunity smells nice and is handsome is quite the boon, if only Crowley would look at him as something besides a person who needs protecting...
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17 Dec 2024