DahliaVanDare



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    After the Mountain, Jaskier gets to know other witcher(s), and their interactions are not nearly as one sided.

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    Short one-shots spanning various fandoms and pairings, inspired by this video
    https://www.tumblr.com/the-dandelion-queen/718753814939860992

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    Zuko feels his face getting hot. "What you're suggesting is beyond undignified--"

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    29 Sep 2024

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    When the Redanian government decides to revive the ancient legal tradition of Correctional Marriage, Eskel is forced to take on his strangest Witcher contract yet: he must marry and "rehabilitate" a convicted smuggler who also happens to be a bard, a Viscount, and the longtime companion of Eskel’s best friend, Geralt of Rivia.

    Jaskier expected to waste away in a dark prison cell under the streets of his beloved Oxenfurt. Instead, he is given a simple but impossible choice: agree to marry a strange Witcher, or hang for his crimes. Jaskier soon finds himself handfasted to Eskel, a man he barely knows and cannot afford to trust.

    Bound together by fate, marriage, and a powerful spell known as the Ringbound Curse, Eskel and Jaskier’s destinies were linked long before their first meeting. Now they must learn how to work together, break the deadly curse, and find Geralt of Rivia before it’s too late.

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    18 Sep 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    Lambert lays flat on his back, doing his best to maintain eye contact with the picture of Aiden he has tacked onto his ceiling.

    …Is it weird that he has a picture of his boyfriend tacked onto his ceiling? Probably. Does he care? Nope.

    He takes a deep breath—in through the nose, out through the mouth—and glares at the toy like his gaze alone will be able to make it spontaneously combust. “Fuck it—Pops didn’t raise a quitter.”

    Vesemir would likely rather die than be brought up in this context, but that’s neither here nor there.

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    25 Jun 2024

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    “What, you don’t believe you’re a tiny monkey in my life?”

     

    In which Grantaire has a lot of tattoos. One of them just happens to belong to his soulmate.

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    17 May 2024

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    The events of an entirely ordinary day for one particular police station in London towards the beginning of summer in 2019.

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    Lonnie Clarke was talking to a lunatic.

    To be fair, that wasn’t really unusual. It was a standard part of police work.

    This particular lunatic was a special sort of insane, though. Crazy like a fox, this Mr. Fell. Or, just absurdly lucky.

    Clarke was just finishing up with him — confirming his contact information, thanking him for his time, and so on — when an entirely different and more familiar lunatic came swaggering in with their hands cuffed in front of them. “OI! Who sent a rookie to pick me up all by herself? That’s hazing, ‘s what that is. Thought you lot were above all that.”

    Ladies and gentlemen, A.J. Crowley was in the building.

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    09 May 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Crowley is a frequent police questionee and they just made bingo cards for his nonsense