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DAVESPRITE: what you humans always forget is that im not just dave
DAVESPRITE: im the crow too
DAVESPRITE: and thats what gives me the perspective to see you for what you really are
DAVESPRITE: which is so much carrion walkin around well past its expiration date- Language:
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03 Sep 2024
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The Strider and Lalonde siblings are an essential team fighting for the rebellion against the Empire ruled by the White Queen. A material trip goes wrong, one that is more than important for the rebel side, and they find themselves held captive on a ship of trolls who are known to work for the Empire. Escape is desired, yet futile and somehow, Dave can"t bring himself to be all too concerned when his captor looks the way he does.
(Note: The underage tag is just because Dave is 16 in this story. I may remove it depending on where the story goes but I figured it’s better safe than sorry.)
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25 Aug 2023
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Davesprite is trying so hard to be human for Dirk. How human does someone have to be to truly make a human mistake as simple as getting caught up in your own shirt, though?
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25 Aug 2023
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Your feet drag in the dust. Your throat clenches. What’s the fucking point? You’re never going to see anyone, ever again. You will collapse in the middle of nowhere soon enough, the rest of your magic will dwindle out of you, and by the time another car passes there will be nothing but a handful of dried bone and skin carried away by the next dust devil. Energy equals matter, and if you’re out of energy then you no longer matter at a-
“Hey, dude? Dude? Are you okay?”
(karkat is an icubus, and a bit too scrupulous about morals for his own good, which is why he ends up hitchhiking by the side of a road while desperately hungry. he"s picked up by good samaritan dave, who has no idea what he"s in for... especially when they end up having to sleep in the car. all according to a kink meme prompt which was absolute cryptonite to me.)
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24 Aug 2023
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Dave has a YouTube channel where he reviews random things, and Karkat binge watches his videos in an exhausted state at three am. Karkat then proceeds to send Dave a ten-page rant about how his channel is weird and confusing, which prompts Dave to make a video reviewing the rant.
Based on a tumblr post by unintelligible-screaming
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23 Aug 2023
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Dave and Karkat are friends with benefits, minus the "friends" part--in fact, they barely know each other outside of the bedroom. It"s just a casual way for them to blow off steam in between their shitty dates with other people. There"s no way this could get complicated.
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01 Aug 2023
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Dave Strider gets a new job as a bodyguard for the troll ambassador, Karkat Vantas - also known as "The Mediator".
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30 Jul 2023
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Dave Strider is known across the world as the youngest assassin. He rose to prominence at the age of seven, having (allegedly) killed his father. Now, as a new recruit for the International Contract Agency’s Federal Convict Exchange Program, he’s trading freedom for a badge he never wanted to earn.
Meanwhile, Karkat Vantas is one of the ICA’s most prolific handlers. His decade-long career spans multiple agents, but that doesn’t exempt him from bad assignments. Despite his protests, he’s been enlisted as the handler for the ICA’s newest and most infamous hitman.
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28 Jul 2023
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Dirk Strider tries his best to raise a kid in an universe with an empty doll by his side. Without anybody to help him he creates himself some help.
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27 Jun 2023
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Famous Director David Strider finds out his estranged brother, Dietrich Strider, has a couple of kids he told nobody about, and he rightfully wants to meet them. So he drops everything and flies to Houston, like any reasonable person would.
Unfortunately for David, Dietrich is not a reasonable person.
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Dave is home alone playing on his computer when he gets a random message from a name he doesn"t recognise, and they claim to be his uncle. Dirk and Dave decide to meet him.
It"s the best decision they ever made.
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Bookmarked by Dagonsheart
19 Jun 2023
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Dave Strider is a 26 year old Anthropology grad student who ends up being the TA for a Media Studies course. The professor, Dr. Karkat Vantas, just happens to be an alien who wants to teach about the intersection of Human and Alternian media.
This is some seriously self-indulgent stuff where I basically had fun with the idea of an anthropologist and an alien history teacher falling in love. A lot of weird shit is about to go down. This is a slow burn because I legitimately got caught up in writing exchanges.
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30 May 2023
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Dave and Karkat are the only ones to remember, and no matter what universe, they keep bumping into each other.
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04 May 2023
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Fill for a prompt on the kink meme.
Karkat comes to the Derse Dreamers as a gift. Not under the best of circumstances, but they make the best of it.
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04 May 2023
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Fill for the kink meme.
Prompt was: In a medieval fantasy setting, humans and trolls coexist but barely know anything about the other species. What humans do know about trolls is that they are pretty wild, don"t really have villages etc. Now during winter, some trolls are willing to move into a human"s house and lay with them in exchange for food and shelter.
John is a small lord in some far-away land in the woods. He doesn"t have many servants or anything, but can easily afford another mouth to feed, and it gets very lonely out in the middle of nowhere. One evening, returning from a ride, he stumbles across a hurt troll alone in the woods and figured he"s found a solution to his problem.
Karkat is super wary of the human at first, but quickly realizes that going home with him is most likely his only chance of making it trough winter. So he lets John pull him up into his saddle and take him home, where John treats him surprisingly well and cares for his wounds. The sex is a bit scary at first, but they get used to eachother"s bodies fast, and Karkat quickly develops feelings that he"d like to think are black, but might actually be red.
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04 May 2023
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Karkat Vantas has escaped Alternia, and landed himself in a brand new problem. To pay his way to Earth, he takes a contract with the Undying Umbra as an assassin and wetwork generalist.
With a pricetag assigned to his life, Karkat assumes he just has to work his way out. Day by day, job by job, he"s going to claw his way out from Under The Table.
Then: He meets his handler, Dave Strider.
And things get complicated. Like, really fucking complicated.
NOW COMPLETE!
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01 May 2023
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Dave never realized how bad things were until Karkat showed him how good they could be.
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30 Apr 2023
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Fellas, Is It Gay To Marry Your Best Friend and What About Sexing Him? by Laurasauras
Fandoms: Homestuck
23 Apr 2020
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After getting married as part of an increasingly ridiculous game of gay chicken, Dirk and John finally realise their feelings for each other. Heart feelings and penis feelings.
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- Part 2 of Gay Chicken
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29 Apr 2023
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You know the battle is over, but something inside you still says, I have not yet begun to fight.
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- Part 4 of HSWC 2013
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29 Apr 2023
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Borderlands AU RP between callmearcturus and mimsical.
Atlas Assassin Dirk is sent on a mission to hunt down a suspected siren. The dossier left out a lot of details about his target.
Siren Jake is minding his own business when a cyborg swordsfellow gets the literal drop on him. For his trouble, Jake gains a travel companion.
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28 Apr 2023
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Bro is a hitman on the run from the police. Dave is a teenager in the wrong place at the wrong time. One standoff, one human hostage, and one unintentional kidnapping later, Dave gets pulled along on the worst cross-country summer road trip of his life. (Or maybe the best, that remains to be seen.)
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28 Apr 2023