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/…-ave reported several found bodies of known traffickers in southern L’manburg today./
The news report crackled to life as Tommy turned on the TV.
/Autopsies show evidence of mass murder and both security cameras and eyewitness accounts suggest the assassin commonly known as the Goddess of Death was responsi-/
It was gone just as quickly as it had come once Techno switched the channel.
“Probably not the best thing for a kid to be watchin’.”
“Mama!” Tommy cried.
“Huh?”
“Uhh…I said I, uh, miss Mama.”
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- Part 16 of I’m Not Throwing Away My [one] Shot
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16 Dec 2024
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I love this
So much
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
PLEASE ToT -
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Three little faces. By the doorway. Children?
“Oh.” Phil says, for lack of words, because it’s been a bit of a while since he’s seen kids. Three pairs of wide eyes stare back at Phil, terror given at the bloody display before them, the fangs of his teeth bared, the red splattered over his lips, the still warm body held in his claws.
“Oh, hello.” Phil grins. The smallest one opens his mouth and screams.
(Or, Vampire!Phil is trying to get by in a zombie apocalypse with the great lack of humans. He decides to try raising his own food supply, after finding three kids. It’s definitely not adoption. No, not at all. (Well, maybe just a bit.))
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Then the man pressed his palm against Tommy's.
Air left his lungs in a rush. Tommy stared at their joined hands in wonder, stumped fingers ending with a black curved claw each and hard pads caving in when they came in contact with one another. His hands were so much smaller in comparison with the man's, but the similarities were too many to ignore.
"You're like me," were Tommy's first words in eternity, raspy and hoarse and marveled all the same.
"What's your name?" the man asked in a low, rumbling voice. His tone, leveled yet so so tender, felt like gently prying the words out of Tommy's chest.
"Wilbur used to call me Tommy," he said, his lips barely moving.
"Tommy," the man repeated. "I'm Technoblade. Techno."
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Bedrock bros are polar bear hybrids, Techno finds a child and goes, 'mine now', and it's all very soft.
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Philza's Hardcore Dance Studio by Anarchy_and_Piglins for miss_universe
Fandoms: Dream SMP
18 Nov 2022
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Philza runs a dance studio. A dance studio where parents will stop at nothing to get their kids the solo they deserve.
OR: crackfic but it's me writing a DSMP Dance Moms AU
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Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy accepted a job that tasked them with collecting a legendary weapon from a ruined castle, abandoned decades ago by its power-hungry nobility. They did not expect this weapon to be a person, trained with the sole purpose of serving in their master's wars.
Faced with a man who has lost all concept of being anything but a weapon, they decide on the only logical course of action: to take the Blade home.
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About Phantom Pains of Dying by Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Origins SMP, smp earth
28 Oct 2024
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Technoblade never dies. That doesn't mean he won't have his fair share of close calls and sticky situations.
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A collection of oneshots, all Techno-centric. Mostly hurt!Techno, angst and hurt/comfort. DSMP, OSMP, AU, etc... Requests are welcome!
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Two Flames in a Candleless Room by Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
06 Dec 2024
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In two completely separate occurrences of kidnapping, Technoblade and Tango are ripped from their respective servers and thrust into the dangerous world of Nether hybrid trafficking. To make it out, a friendship is formed. But they'll need more than a little luck to survive this predicament.
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- English
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- 29,184
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13 Dec 2024
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Techno was the cause of all his kingdom's tragedy. He had to be. He was cursed from birth and now they were all facing the consequences of keeping him.
Anyone placed in charge of his care always met a gruesome end, whether it was poison or trampling. So now he’s terrified. He’s so very scared because now it’s his uncle's turn to take care of him, the only member of his family who ever showed him any kindness at all.
His uncle Phil who fought for his place to even be crowned, saying that he wasn’t cursed because of his red eyes and pink hair. Uncle Phil who had a son and a loving wife already, ones who Techno desperately didn’t want to doom like he did every other caretaker.
So no matter how safe he felt with him, no matter how much he longed to run into his arms and have someone to take care of him again, he ran away.
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Crown prince Techno thinks he's cursed and, after the unfortunate deaths of everyone he gets handed off to, he refuses to let the only family members who ever really cared for him meet the same fate.
or or
Please involve the kid you're planning on stealing in your evil schemes or else he'll think he's cursed and try run away.
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- Part 27 of Dory's Dark SBI
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12 Dec 2024
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What's A God To A Non-Believer? by Morrigan (MorriganCOTK95) for ServerNotFound
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), SBI || Sleepybois Inc.
22 Dec 2022
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“I still don’t know how you keep finding me.” Techno huffed - trying to sound annoyed despite the way that the kid had been growing on him since their fateful collision a month ago - as he pointedly moved one of his rare books away from where Tommy’s waving hands were getting awfully close to his cup of hot chocolate.
Just like every other time he had asked that question, Tommy shot him a mischievous grin and simply said, “Magic. How else would I find my favorite English and mythology teacher?”
“I’ll figure it out one day.” Techno muttered lightly, marking down a topic that he wanted to remember to bring up as a discussion question in class the next day. “And when I do figure it out, you’ll never find me again when I’m trying to work.”
“Good luck with that, Big Man.” Tommy laughed, finally putting down Techno’s papers and leaning back in his chair. “The day you figure that out is the day that you suddenly declare that the gods are real.”
OR,
Technoblade is a mythology professor who refuses to believe the gods could exist. Tommy is a kid who's latched onto him much to his (faked) exasperation. The world is much bigger than Techno knows.
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09 Dec 2024
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Techno had expected some things to change when he had become an official castle guard, of course. There's a big difference between being the teenage captain of a rebelling militia versus working under the man that they were trying to overthrow. It hasn't been all bad. Here, Techno's sleeping in a real bed in a real room instead of in a rain-soaked, muddy tent. It's an upgrade.
Still, he hadn't quite been prepared for the royal family. When Phil had descended on their tiny group with his men, Techno had expected to die, terror running cold through his veins. But the emperor hadn't killed him. He'd taken him in instead, had given him his new role. That was unexpected, truly, and he certainly hadn't expected the emperor to stick around. He hadn't expected to become the personal guard of Phil's only son.
But there's a catch to it all.
There always is.
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Or, Techno is getting beat by the guards during training and Phil has some things to say about that.
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- Part 1 of SBI Whumptober 2023
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The Unforgiven by Challenges - Fire on Ice (Fire_on_Ice) for artificialstrontium
Fandoms: Dream SMP
10 Sep 2022
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“You’re new to the arena,” Technoblade ends up saying.
Tommy heaves in a heavy breath. “I am. Came from far, far away to come here. Have you been watching me? Have you seen what I’ve done?”
Techno grits his teeth. This seems like a fan.
“Yes. I have.”
“Are you impressed? Are you--”
“You don’t know what you’re doing,” Technoblade says.
Tommy’s face falls.
Written for the MCYT fic fight! My prompt was "Listen to The Unforgiven cover by BlakWall and write something based off the lyrics or vibes." for artificialstrontium
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- Part 42 of Fire on Ice - Go Team Mushroom!
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- English
- Words:
- 608
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Bookmarked by Cuttime
08 Dec 2024
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WAIT NO PLEASE
I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
NOOOOOOOOOO
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Phil tries to ignore the kid, he does, because war is unforgiving, but he can't escape him. They keep getting assigned together, and the kid isn't afraid. It should be annoying. Phil should scare him away. He doesn't.
He can't.
Phil will show his fangs and the kid will laugh at him. Bloodshed doesn't bother him, and violence intrigues him. He keeps challenging Phil. Sometimes, Phil will win, of course. But then the kid will think up some insane plot during the next battle and pull ahead. It's almost fun. It's terrifying. He's afraid that the child will start to mean something.
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OR, vampire Phil slowly becomes a dad and adopts Techno.
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They can all hear the horde on the other side, groaning, scratching at the metal panels, and each screech is like a stab of a knife to everyone’s ears.
Walls rattle and shudder under the weight of zombies throwing themselves at them, and in a midst of this, Tommy stands still. Calm. Swaying slightly, like there is music in the cacophony of the sounds he is dancing to.
That lever is the only thing separating them from the nightmare awaiting outside.
“Kid, what are you doing there?” Someone shouts. “Don’t touch the level, alright?”
The crowd holds its breath as one when Tommy’s thin fingers wrap around the lever. He tilts his head, and people can see his lips moving, whispering something to himself that nobody else can hear.
“Speak up, kid, we can’t hear you.”
Tommy finally raises his head. His eyes are bright, brighter than anybody have seen them yet.
Eyes of a wolf greeting his pack.
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Dark and fluffy zombie apocalypse fic with Dream Team & Tommy friendship.
Nothing goes wrong here :)Series
- Part 1 of Turned on its Axis
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“How old are you?” Technoblade asked.
“Fifteen,” the boy said, jutting out his sharp little chin as if to compensate for the whole head of height he lacked next to the second shortest boy in the row. Technoblade felt a headache prickling at his temples.
“I will ask that again. Think of your answer carefully this time. How old are you?”
The boy looked up. He had eyes the color of sky before dawnbreak, and fire in them that burned more fiercely than a star newly born.
“I'm fifteen, sir,” he repeated without a shade of doubt. “Old enough for war.”
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When Commander Technoblade is given a soldier to train who is clearly much too young, he makes everything in his power to make him leave. Unfortunately for him, Tommy is stubborn. Phil has an amusing time watching Technoblade trying not to get attached to the kid (and failing miserably). Somehow it turns into a story of learning to live and letting go.
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07 Dec 2024
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Oh my fucking god
I made the mistake of not reading any of the tags :,,))
I’M CRYING -
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For a second, Techno thought there actually was a wildlife on his doorstep. A brown and white lump of a somewhat-human shape with no discernible features stood practically on his doorstep. Their arm was raised to knocking, a single thin glove over his one visible hand. The other seems tugged into themselves beneath the layers, as an arm sleeve hangs loose. They were covered head to toe in frost-covered clothing, three beanies pulled on top of each other, two scarfs, what he realised was a single trench coat with the collar pulled so tightly into their face that it obscured their features, thick military pants. And sneakers.
Who was this person?
“Uhhh,” Techno said as the first thing he had uttered to another human being in five years. “What are you doing at my cabin?”
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Or: Bedrock bros fic. The zombie apocalypse broke out years ago, while Techno has been chilling in his cabin in Alaska and never even slightly noticed that the world has in-fact long gone to shit. Then, one night, Tommy shows up.
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player, dreamer, it is not your time to go by clementine_emeralds for IcarusTheCryptid
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Sep 2024
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“True, you're a stranger to me, and I'm a stranger to you, but I'd rather get accused of kidnapping than murder. You look three breaths away from your last one,” Techno jokes.
“Stranger? But you're my brother,” Tommy looks at him with perplexity. Maybe Techno is the one who had hit his head and not him.
“I don't know what you're talking about. I have no clue who you are, all I know is that you need to be put in bed now.”
Oh.
…He doesn't remember?
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Tommy's limbo is getting isekai'd into Minecraft where his brother exists as a far different man.
Prompt: Isekai
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- Part 99 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 49 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 55 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
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- English
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- 1,425
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- 1/1
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07 Dec 2024
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Chance Encounters (are what keep us going) by Viokaea
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
31 Jul 2023
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Techno slammed his fists against the transparent wall of his prison, trying his best to break it down. His captors backed up, whistling anxiously to each other.
He gave the barrier another loud crack, delightedly watching as they scrambled away in abject terror.
Nodding in satisfaction, he turned around to meet the eyes of two other prisoners that had been thrown into his cell.
He froze.
Right.
There were now aliens in his cell.
And he probably just scared the hell out of them.
Or: Humans are a dangerous race feared by all on an intergalactic scale. Techno, a human ex-soldier that was abducted by aliens 18 months ago, is biding his time in captivity.
This changes when two young aliens are sent into his cell to die.
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- English
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- 70,785
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- 13/13
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07 Dec 2024
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AAAAAAAAAAA
I’m going feral over this it is SO GOOD -
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Technoblade was having the time of his life. The lights were dim, the walls, ceilings, and floors were a uniform steely gray, and he was forced to beat the pulp out of aliens every little while on a completely unpredictable schedule. He hadn’t eaten enough in far too long, his circadian rhythm was totally wrecked, and he was riding the wake of a killer headache.
On the whole, though, not as bad as it could have been.Philza of the Perfodio-Creo flock was kidnapped by Sky, a Mimid who runs a coliseum where people watch sapient creatures fight each other for sport. Philza happens to have an entire crew of dubiously sane privateers eagerly trying to get him back. If they happen to pick up a stray deathworlder in the process, well, in Philza's defense, Techno flock-bonded with him first.
Or: Humans are Space Orcs starring Technoblade.
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- Part 1 of Our Course Set by the Stars
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05 Dec 2024
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A Myriad of Miscommunications by TheHappySpider
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
19 Mar 2024
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Technoblade is a human, abducted against his will and kept in a black market.
Phil, Wilbur, Tommy, Tubbo and Ranboo are looking for something to protect them from pirates.Or: Humans are Space Orcs and Wilbur thinks one would make a good guard dog.
Lots of miscommunication and a mix of perspectives.Series
- Part 1 of Miscommunications AU
- Language:
- English
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- 32,825
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- 15/15
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- 8
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Bookmarked by Cuttime
05 Dec 2024
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I usually HATE miscommunications as a trope or just when they’re ongoing, but this?
I LOVE THIS
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Look. Technoblade is a piglin. He doesn’t do softness, or comfort, or babies in general, especially not weird human babies. It’s just not his thing.
…but the baby is crying.
Phil’s at the market and Wilbur’s absorbed in experiments. His head is starting to pound, and each ear-splitting scream makes his ears twitch.
The baby is crying, and Techno steels himself to go in and figure out what’s wrong.
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Bookmarked by Cuttime
04 Dec 2024