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    "I'm killing myself." You announced, feeling at least one person's eyes on you.

    "You say that every morning," Shalnark hoisted himself up onto the counter beside you. Legs dangling over the edge, swaying back and forth slowly.

    "I mean it today," You huffed, opening the freezer door. Looking at the sad, barren area. There might as well have been cobwebs, "I'm not coming back. Getting ran over."

    "Yeah, sure," Phinks scoffed, ruffling your hair, much to your dismay. "You don't have the courage to step into traffic."

    "Watch me."

    "Watch you chicken out at the last second, Doll?"

    "Watch me punch you in the face,

     

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    Feitan, Shalnark, and Phinks get bored waiting for Chrollo to call them to a mission.

    So, they decided to answer a "Roommates Wanted" ad. Wanting to see how long it'd take for either their new roommate to realize they're wanted terrorists, or until one of them gets bored and kills them.

    Unexpectedly this fun idea on how to spend a week or two turns out to be a lot longer than just a few weeks.

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    18 Dec 2024

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    My stupids . This fic is so funny I’m dead.

  2. Public Bookmark 20

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    “I think…I think maybe I just don’t like girls,” Yuki tells Haru. It’s the first time he’s said it aloud. It feels…daunting, but not as overwhelming, as all-encompassing as it did before. Over the line, Haru lets out a noise that sounds like—frustration?

    “Eh? You realize this, and you tell me when I’m not even there to give you your first kiss to test that theory? Cruel, Yuki. You’re cruel.”

    “Aren’t you still dating Rin?” ‘Dating’ feels like too small a word for what the two of them are to each other, so desperately in love, and yet—“I don’t think she’d like you even joking about that, let alone doing anything about it.”

    “Who said I was joking?”

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    31 Jul 2024

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    THE fic. This eats bad. Eats down.

  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    10 Feb 2024

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    I can bookmark the series bless up

  4. Public Bookmark 15

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    This was quite the predicament.

    Kung Lao tugged at the chains connecting him to the wall. His wrist ached in the tight cuffs around them, and his poor hat sat across the dungeon room.

    “Fuuuck, Liu Kang is going to kill me,” he whispered, looking around for a way to escape.

    When the Fire God sent him back into the previous Timeline, he was very specific about when and where to get whatever talisman that he totally remembered the name of. He knew what it looked like and that's all that mattered. Now, how he ended up here was only a little bit of his fault. 

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    14 Jan 2024

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    LIU KANG HAS MANY HANDS

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    (And a few good reasons why we should)

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    "Sergeant," he muttered. "Are you going into heat?"

    "Dinnae ken," the omega breathed, accent thick in his voice. "Ah shouldnae. Ah'm no' due fer it."

    "Reactionary heat? Were you hit with anything?"

    A shrug was all he got, before Johnny took in a deep breath and shuddered. "Ah should probably go lay down, sir."

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