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- The Lost Room (TV) (7)
- The Umbrella Academy (TV) (7)
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As extensive as the Commission handbook is -- prepared for all manner of wild possibilities across the frontier of time and space -- there is one question that it does not answer, because the confluence of circumstances required for an agent to ever need that answer is astronomically unlikely.
What happens when one meets their own ghost?
As it turns out, the answer is, 'nothing good'.
This time, Klaus is the bomb.
(Previously titled "What's Good for the Goose.")
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- Part 7 of Rare Birds
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The Wedding Band and the Motel Man by Cryptix23
Fandoms: Psych (TV 2006), The Lost Room (TV)
28 Jul 2024
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Shawn finds another perp from Lassie's murder wall, but things start to get weird when they try to bring in ex-cop Joe Miller. Weird in ways that make less sense than a dinosaur murder. Weird in ways that they've all brushed with before, even if they don't know it.
Weird in that Lassiter seems to know a little more about this whole thing than he's letting on.
Crossover with The Lost Room, not necessary to have seen that first.
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- Part 1 of Psychometry
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A younger Lassiter deals with the first attempt on his life by going after the person who sent them, but Suzie Kang is not easily cowed. Prequel to 'The Wedding Band and the Motel Man'.
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- Part 2 of Psychometry
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Wally and the Weasel have both been on the scene for a long time, it's only natural that their paths would have crossed before. Joe steps in to keep the peace.
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- Part 4 of Mightier Than The Sword
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When Shawn gets himself and Lassiter into a tight spot, there's not much to be done but wait for rescue -- and maybe make it up to Lassie in the meantime.
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Life as a single father isn't easy. Life on the run isn't easy. Life as an Object isn't easy. Integrating a trigger-happy ex-mobster with a superweapon into that life? Surprisingly easy.
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The Psych crew find themselves forced to navigate a world filled with indestructible Objects that grant fantastic powers -- and exact terrible prices.
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An alternate 2019 brings with it new problems and new dangers.
The two sets of Hargreeves children mix like water on a greasefire. It's hard to tell which group is unhappier about the situation -- the Sparrows, trying to navigate the minefield of their new siblings' many traumas, or the Umbrellas, trying to carve their place back into a world that forgot them.
Plus the whole saving-the-world thing hanging over them all.
Whether they like it or not, they're going to have to learn to work together.
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There was definitely something intimate about being talked down from a fake panic attack, but Shawn didn’t know why this would be something he would ever desire, especially from Lassiter of all people.
“What can I do to help?” Lassiter prodded.
Shawn has developed a worrying habit of pretending to be unwell to get closer to Lassiter. Meanwhile, local psychics are going missing.
(Formerly "Five times Shawn lies to be comforted by Lassiter, and one time he doesn't have to.")
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- Part 1 of A Dose of Disillusion
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12 Oct 2024
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Despereaux comes into Shawn and Gus's hotel room for some Shawn cuddles
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27 Jul 2024
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An online message board devoted to a cult fantasy author wrestles with his baffling final book.
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Bookmarked by Cryptix23
15 Jul 2024
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When April Skouris forces Shawn to tell the truth, the world maybe falls apart a little bit. And then maybe it gets better.
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14 Mar 2024
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Five times that Carlton took Spencer's advice, and one time that he couldn't. Not technically.
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Bookmarked by Cryptix23
14 Mar 2024