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    In the year 1857 AC the journal of the king that solidified the rule of the Baratheon dynasty was found. The surprisingly frank and direct journal entries give Dr. Hedda Barath a rather unique insight in what life was in Westeros 1500 years ago.

     

    With growing unease, I note that the so venerated Maesters at Oldtown have started to adjust the events of my reign in a nearly utopian narration. Gone are the mistakes I made in my reign, gone are the hunger and thirst, the blood and the sickness, only the glory and honorable deaths are left. Nothing of the cravenness in my own ranks, instead the only ones that were craven were my enemies. Men and women that stood opposite me are demonized into fantasy. I cannot abide this farce, I simply cannot. So in these last days before the Stranger takes me too I will attempt to give an account of my life, the events that shaped me and my rule.
     

    King Joffrey Baratheon, First of his name, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm.

    SI-OC, Self-Insert, memories of another life

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    06 Dec 2024

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    Thirteen dwarves. A wizard. A hobbit. And one woman who was definitely only a woman.

    Never mind her abilities, age, stories, or that she was decidedly anything but human.

    Because there was another way to kill a dragon:

    With another dragon.

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    29 Nov 2024

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    A modern person is reincarnated to Westeros, despite their best intentions. After Death explains that going back is no option and that they have just the idea where to throw the narrator to, they only ask two things in return: not to be an heir but trueborn and not to be born with one of the names Stark, Lannister or Targaryen. Death proves to be maliciously compliant.

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    20 Nov 2024

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    Our main character, after annoying the all-powerful being that is GRRM, well that is after being impaled by a forklift first and then annoying GRRM, wakes up in the body of one teenage Petyr Baelish, freshly nearly-disemboweled. Hilarity ensues.

    This is a crosspost of a story I have written in other places, all chapters currently written will be uploaded as swiftly as practicable.

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    10 Nov 2024

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    Eddard Stark doesn't make it back to the North as the banners gather in rebellion, slipping beneath the waves of the Bite during an ambush in the storm. Someone else, from a world like ours, rises from the waters in his place.

    The Old Gods have stolen a soul to right the wrongs of the coming years and avert disaster. Will it work? Who knows? But someone once said that if you want to change the future, you'd better start by changing what you do in the present.

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    08 Nov 2024