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Aziraphale is surprised and confused when his pet accessories shop almost sell out of dog collars on the day of London Pride.
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Rather to Aziraphale's surprise, he had been rushed off his feet all morning. He had sold out of rainbow dog and cat collars within an hour of opening, purple had gone shortly after, and black leather wasn't far behind. It seems the gays really rather love their dogs more than Aziraphale could have anticipated. He must remember to stock up for next year.
He'd had just enough quiet to settle himself a cup of tea, when the bell above the door jingled cheerfully. A young man with carefully coiffed dark red hair, dressed in tight black clothing and dark sunglasses, stood on the welcome mat.
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A History of Temptations by CruciatusForeplay for underthelinden (lindenmotif)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
18 Aug 2023
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Five times Crowley tempts Aziraphale to lunch and one time Aziraphale does the tempting.
A brief trip through 300 years of being tempted to earthly delights.
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A Love Letter to Pizza by CruciatusForeplay
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel (Comics)
18 Jun 2023
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"You can't order pizza," Natasha cut him off, "I'm cleaning my guns by candlelight. It's a city wide blackout."
"We could acquisition pizza," Clint said triumphantly. Natasha and Bucky both started to make noises about how Avengers really shouldn't steal pizza during a blackout, when Clint flapped his hands to shush them. The candles flickered from the motion.
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A short story about community, spending time with people you love and the absolute beauty of freshly baked pizza
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[podfic] Ask Gabriel Anything by CruciatusForeplay, pod_the_salt (pass_the_salt) for sevdrag (seventhe)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 May 2022
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Gabriel Archer, the Director of Content at Food and Travel Adventures, answers all of your tumblr-submitted questions.
The podfic.
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Mistletardy by CruciatusForeplay
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics)
02 Dec 2021
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Clint, Bucky and Natasha are late.
They get a little later.
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Ficlets for Art by CruciatusForeplay
Fandom: Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
24 Apr 2021
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Holiday in Handcuffs by BeneficialAddiction
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, Hawkeye (Comics)
09 Feb 2019
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Phil hadn't planned on falling for junior agent Clint Barton.
To be fair, he hadn't planned on kidnapping him along to the Coulson family Christmas either.
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Jason clocks every tiny flicker as Clint’s eyes catch on the hooked scar on his cheek, the paper-thin white line across his throat, and the deep swath of skin that’s exposed by his shirt.“You don’t gotta go,” he says, and wow, James isn’t the only one with a practiced, panty-dropping accent. The twang has all but disappeared, replaced by something warm and husky that immediately brings tousled sheets and bare skin to mind. His shirt is sticking to him like a second skin, revealing peaked nipples and abs that are borderline obscene.
Jason freezes halfway off the barstool, the toes of his right foot barely on the ground.
Clint hooks his chin over James’ shoulder and looks Jason over even more thoroughly – and the first glance hadn’t been anything like careless. He hums as his eyes drag over where the wool of Jason’s pants has stretched tightly over his thighs. His hands creep around James’ waist, settle on his hips. He tilts his head a little, still evaluating Jason - for what, he doesn’t know.
“Oh,” he says, a handful of seconds later, sounding delighted. Like he’s discovered a secret. “This is the guy.”
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12 Dec 2024
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And look: this whole thing could probably be resolved with a single honest conversation. He’s sure that with a little communication they could all manage to come to some arrangement. In fact, Patrick is pretty certain that he could fix their marriage himself by finally getting them both into bed at the same time. But Art is extremely reticent to voice what he actually wants, and Tashi can’t do anything without making it into a game, so here they are, each sneaking into Patrick’s bed and pretending that they’re mad about it.
Patrick has no problem voicing what he wants or being direct. He wants Art. And he wants Tashi. If they could get their shit together and realize that they both want him, too, he’d probably be the happiest man in the goddamn world.
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08 Dec 2024
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Drinking Buddies and Diaries by dove_dove
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Aug 2023
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“I read the books about you,” Muriel said matter-of-factly.
Crowley wasn’t following. “The books about me?”
“The letter books to Aziraphale’s friend Diary? You must know them. They must be an angel, but I don’t think I’ve ever met them before.”
Crowley coughed heavily. “You’ve read Aziraphale’s diary?”
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05 Dec 2024
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Bait and Switch by galwednesday
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies)
02 Feb 2018
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"Post-action tacos?” Tony suggested. “I’m thinking that place by Fordham. BattleBot, you in?”
“Can’t,” the Soldier said, typing something into his phone. “I have a date.”
Tony stopped talking for an entire three seconds. “You. Have a date.”
The Soldier looked up and blinked, clearly nonplussed to find Sam and Tony both staring at him. “Yes.”
“With who?”
“My boyfriend.”
“You have a boyfriend. You have a boyfriend?” Tony looked like he’d just walked into a lamppost, and then the lamppost had handed him a birthday present.
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- Part 1 of Tumblr ficlets 2018
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28 Nov 2024