CravatsAndBonnets
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- Good Omens (TV) (1)
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Deck the Halls Again by brackenwife, StedesLeftShoe (CravatsAndBonnets)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 Dec 2024
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Ed & Stede, new across-the-street neighbors in a detached condominium development, get a little intense about holiday decor.
"The bright plastic tackiness was part of the appeal for Stede, honestly, and he was annoyed at Nigel for telling him he had to put Snoopy away on a designated date. Surely one could leave Halloween decor through the first week of November! And then to declare that no Christmas decorations could go up before Thanksgiving weekend? Fucker. Fun-hating, no doubt homophobic, childhood ruining fucker."
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the food is bad but at least the service sucks (no stars) by brackenwife, StedesLeftShoe (CravatsAndBonnets)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
19 Apr 2024
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Spanish Jackie's is now full service! Jackie is pleased by the turnout. Jackie thinks rule number one, NEVER read the reviews, is bullshit. Jackie needs a massage.
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Baby in Rome, we must do like the Romans by StedesLeftShoe (CravatsAndBonnets) for brackenwife
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
26 Oct 2023
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Stede's brain -- which is, granted, full of rum and sadness and thus moving a bit sluggishly -- fails to process what is happening until Steak's hands are on the buttons of his breeches, undoing the front fall and reaching into his smalls.
"Uh," Stede says, intelligently.
"Captain Bonnet? Something wrong?"
"I -- just -- uh. What are you doing down there?"
_______________________________________Stede is the confuzzled recipient of the world's saddest blow job. That's it, that's the fic, don't say I didn't warn you.
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Let Temple Burn by StedesLeftShoe (CravatsAndBonnets)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
10 Oct 2023
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Stede's point-of-view on certain events of s1e5 "The Best Revenge is Dressing Well."
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Stede heaves what he thinks must be a quite forlorn and dramatic sigh, leaning out over the railing, and then realizes someone has come over to slouch on the rail next to him. When he glances up he's surprised to see Frenchie.
"Sorry to intrude on your moping, Captain, I can leave you to it if you'd rather."
"Oh! No, no, I'm not -- it's fine, I just -- " and then he stops, acknowledging that yes, he's miserable and feeling sorry for himself. He's never been good at hiding his feelings, after all.
"This is just -- rather too like the world I came from. And I did choose to leave it, after all."Series
- Part 6 of Memento vivere
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Aziraphale didn't want to go back. Crowley knew he didn't. He hadn't exactly looked like someone skipping off to their dream job just now. And it was how they had gotten into all this trouble to begin with! Crowley knew the angel didn't mean to give up cocoa and cake and -- and his bookshop, and humans, and the whole bloody world. But he was doing it anyway, because he thought it was still his job -- his obligation -- to Be Good.
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Crowley and Aziraphale are separately thinking thoughts about what the Hell, er, Heaven just happened.
That's it, that's the fic. Spoilers for S2 in here, like, a lot. Also a lot of italics. Like, a LOT.
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A Life Well Spent by Snowfilly1
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Aug 2022
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"The thing about love is this: it's not limited. It's not finite. You can love and love again, afterwards or alongside of, in all the different ways we've invented names for—and a lot more that we haven't. You can love fiercely and truly, if only for a while, and not diminish another love that lasts a lifetime.
This is a story in snapshots and scenes; in a country that is now called Italy and was then, in 1476, the Republic of Florence. This is a story of sunshine, and of times that were good and do not deserve to be forgotten."
Or, Crowley, da Vinci and not quite forty years together.
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Bookmarked by StedesLeftShoe (CravatsAndBonnets)
24 Dec 2024
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a stranger with your door key by foxtails for LizPoppe
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Nov 2024
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Ed is a wonderful houseguest. He’s quiet, and he’s tidy, and he mostly keeps to himself. He gets up with the birds, leaves half a kettle of freshly boiled water for Stede every morning, and is out of the door before Stede’s even entertained the idea of getting out of bed.
He’s also ridiculously, devastatingly handsome.
And therein, lies Stede's problem.
or: Stede gets reluctantly strong armed into hosting a friend of a friend for a week when their original accomodation falls through. Which would have been fine, uneventful even, if his new houseguest hadn't turned out to be absolutely, one-hundred percent his type.
Bookmarked by StedesLeftShoe (CravatsAndBonnets)
24 Dec 2024
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So there Ed is, in this enormous room all decked out in ivory and gold, surrounded by one-percenters and inherited wealth and fucking caviar. And he sits under a canopy of twinkling crystals, and he plays his mood music, and the room slowly fills.
And the bride and groom are nowhere to be seen.
Ed’s starting to feel more and more like a member of the string quartet playing out the sinking of the fucking Titanic.
(Or: Ed's the harpist at a swanky wedding that's gone south. Stede's got his own problems. A one-night fastburn meet-cute: fluff, humour, eventual smut, and a truly obscene description of caviar)
Bookmarked by StedesLeftShoe (CravatsAndBonnets)
23 Dec 2024
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Merry F-ing Christmas to Doug! by LyraTalise for latinkraken
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
15 Dec 2024
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Doug was looking forward to a sharing a wonderful Christmas with his girlfriend Mary and her family. When she dumps him four days before Christmas for her friend Evelyn, he finds himself in a bar on Christmas Eve with no hope of Christmas joy. That is unless Jeffrey! Fettering! and his horse have anything to say about it.
Bookmarked by StedesLeftShoe (CravatsAndBonnets)
19 Dec 2024
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if you got the notion by ghostalservice (plantainleaf)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
27 Nov 2022
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1888. Blackbeard Industries has been working for fifteen years to build the first subway system in North America, but somebody else is trying to do it first–and he’s doing it with style.
Now with a gorgeous podfic by Lindie!
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Bookmarked by StedesLeftShoe (CravatsAndBonnets)
19 Dec 2024