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Suptober21 Day 1 Prompt: Harvest
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- Part 1 of Suptober 2021
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They Do Smell Worse on the Inside by ClassicallyPunk
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
01 Nov 2020
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What happens when a burlesque dancer is trapped inside of a tauntaun but still has to try and be glamorous for an adoring audience? Or is it a tauntaun stripping? You know what, either way it’s weird.
This piece is a written fictionalization of a nerdlesque act performed by Cruel Valentine. It describes the performance in detail and explores the relationship between the source material, the audience, and the performer.
This fic was written to be a part of a master's thesis project.
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- Part 5 of The Nerdlesque Experience
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- English
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- 474
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- 1/1
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- 2
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- 33
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6,000 Years is an Awfully Long Time to Wait by ClassicallyPunk
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Oct 2020
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Crowley discovers his Angel reading a smutty romance novel and decides to do the natural thing and tease him relentlessly. Unfortunately (or fortunately), Aziraphale is fed up with teases and thinks it’s high time he does the sensible thing and snog the hellfire out of his Demon.
This piece is a written fictionalization of a nerdlesque act performed by Rosemary Maybe & Stella Cheeks. It describes the performance in detail and explores the relationship between the source material, the audience, and the performer.
This fic was written to be a part of a master's thesis project.
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- Part 4 of The Nerdlesque Experience
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Ororo has been rejected from her village. Lost, hurt and alone, she seeks redemption from the rain and acceptance from the audience as she rises to power.
This piece is a written fictionalization of a nerdlesque act performed by Kali CandyKiss. It describes the performance in detail and explores the relationship between the source material, the audience, and the performer.
This fic was written to be a part of a master's thesis project.
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- Part 3 of The Nerdlesque Experience
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- English
- Words:
- 366
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 2
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The Secret Life of Wonder Woman by ClassicallyPunk
Fandoms: Wonder Woman - All Media Types, DC Bombshells
31 Oct 2020
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Wonder Woman returns home after a long day of looking beautiful and kicking Nazi butt. She’s proud to fight for what she believes in, but even a super heroine needs a little r&r and that lasso is looking mighty tempting...
This piece is a written fictionalization of a nerdlesque act performed by Hot Tawdry. It describes the performance in detail and explores the relationship between the source material, the audience, and the performer.
This fic was written to be a part of a master's thesis project.
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- Part 2 of The Nerdlesque Experience
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 565
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 373
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The Nerdlesque Experience by ClassicallyPunk
Fandom: DC Bombshells, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Marvel, Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Wars - All Media Types, Wonder Woman - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types
31 Oct 2020
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- 5
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Skinner stepped back, allowing her room to breath, to move, but not enough room to slip past him. He leaned in,
just the top part of his body curving over her. "Haven't you ever seen Looking for Mr. Goodbar, Agent Scully? I
thought your last outing would have taught you the dangers of picking up strange men."Wirerims Awards Winner - First Place, Best Skinner Story Ever
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01 Sep 2024
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Percy and Trinket, and a very polite discussion about their beloved Vex'ahlia, circa episode 59. Transferred over from tumblr by request!
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10 Jun 2024
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After the casually dubbed "sex pollen incident" Spock has trouble going back to the way things were. Especially every time his captain says a very particular phrase.
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23 Jan 2024
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Dean Winchester is #blessed. He's got a great family, a million followers on social media, ad endorsements coming out of his extremely fine omega ass, and he's about to graduate with a hard-won Master's Degree in Computer Engineering. Said degree is an escape hatch to the life he craves, away from the scripted roles his well-meaning father keeps trying to corral him into. Dean's a lot of things, but he's not cut out to be a Don—or to fall in love.
Castiel Krushnic is a ruthless, hardened alpha underboss for the Russian Mafia and his only soft spot is for his daughter. When she's sent away to the U.S. in hopes of a better life, Castiel follows, reluctantly moving a chunk of the operation with him. His marching orders are clear—first order of business is to send a message to John Winchester, Don of the enemy local syndicate.
The easiest way to do that? Use his son.
Sounds easy, but Castiel wasn't expecting to fall head-over-heels, or for Dean to want him back. What's an alpha to do when a beautiful omega and an unorthodox mob boss have him questioning everything, abandoning his past and all of its pain for something much better than revenge?
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- English
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- 147,153
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- 20/20
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- 6
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- 1,803
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- 1,776
- Bookmarks:
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- 65,968
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25 Nov 2023
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Jim Kirk is the only male nurse on the Enterprise. He’s also the only one with any experience with Vulcan biology. You can guess who he’s been assigned to.
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20 Apr 2023