Gifts for Cinn_Bee
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Xisuma finally gets a vacation (or does he???????) by 5ammmm for Cinn_Bee
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Empires SMP
03 Oct 2023
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The Hermits go on vacation. And cause chaos. Because of course they do.
Or Xisuma finally gets a vacation
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Your scars remain by 5ammmm for Firey_Passion, Cinn_Bee
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
11 May 2023
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Ex-Hero K-481, also known as Rewind, gets adopted by the Villain SBI with lots of angst, found family, healing, and 4/4 along the way.
OR It seems that Karl is winning the 'Most Tragic Backstory' award
OR OR Fuck you *Traumatizes your favorite time traveler*
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This fic gets really dark, it talks about pretty serious issues. Please read the tags and Trigger Warnings before reading.
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C(r)a(ck)lm before Eventual Storm by 5ammmm for Firey_Passion, Cinn_Bee
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
16 Apr 2023
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“No alcohol?” Quackity asked with an eyebrow raised. The normal celebration for a birthday in L’Manburg (at least for those about 21) was to have some kind of alcoholic drink. Quackity knew he collapsed black out drunk the last two birthdays he’d had.
“Alcohol is very flammable,” Karl gave Sapnap an extremely pointed look. The raven gave him an apologetic look.
“But… can’t Sapnap control his flames?” The avian glanced between his two boyfriends.
“Apparently not when intoxicated,” Karl sighed.
“Not since the Coffee Table Incident.”
OR Literally just read the title I'm too tired for this sh!t
OR OR It's coming
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Looking Good, Feline Good (With the Right Catitude, Anything is Pawsible) by 5ammmm for Firey_Passion, Cinn_Bee
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Hermitcraft SMP
03 Apr 2023
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“She’s saying you’re stupid,” Jambo deadpanned.
“No no! PuffPuff stupid not!” Bubbles slammed a paw onto the ground.
“I don’t know about you, but mine is purretty moronic sometimes,” Jellie smiled fondly.
“Arf!” Floof attempted to participate although no one could understand him.
“Mine is purretty dull,” Elise purred.
“Smarts masked by stupidity,” Maui agreed.
“Not sure about all of your humans, little kits, but the Human I visit is extremely intelligent,” Goose fluffed their fur up proudly.
“Niki and Puffy are both smart strongpaws,” Zuko smirked.
“Preach,” Penny agreed.
OR Karl is sad because his ramen got taken away and he gets adopted by the Cafe Cats (again) but this time there's something going on...
OR OR Scooby-Doo inspired shenaniganory
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Memories too far out of reach by 5ammmm for Firey_Passion, Cinn_Bee
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Hermitcraft SMP
20 Mar 2023
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“Again! Again!” Tubbo jumped to wipe the name in the middle of the circle clean and replaced it with ‘Xelqua’.
“I’m just gonna… go,” Xandros disappeared with a nod, but the three were already focused on Tubbo as he started chanting the name of Xelqua.
Grian interrupted them by slamming the door open and scolded them about ‘Messing with higher beings’.
OR Congrats, Tommy has Admin powers! Benchtrio summon a god! Some Twitter! It's time for CRACK
OR OR Crack-Fluff Fic 2/3
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Summer Nights under Starry Skies by 5ammmm for Firey_Passion, Cinn_Bee
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), League of Griefers, Rainbow Griefers, old and probably dead fandom; i don't expect you to know it
08 Mar 2023
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Violet and Daniel have a conversation, away from the world where it will all be forgotten tomorrow.
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The League of Griefers series by Winter Morgan was a series I much enjoyed when I was younger, spending hours on end thinking about the characters and creating my own story lines.
When I rediscovered the series, I was very disappointed to find that there was no fanfiction for them at all, so I decided to write my own!
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- Part 1 of League of Griefers Fanfics
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Karl of the Vents by 5ammmm (orphan_account) for Firey_Passion, Cinn_Bee, here_is_a_slippery_snek
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
27 Feb 2023
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“Hey Karl,” Sapnap waved his friend over. “Why the vents?”
“Have you seen the size of them?” The Hearth Elf exclaimed, “They’re huge! They’re perfect!”
Sapnap nodded absentmindedly.
“If you say so.”
OR Sapnap and Quackity buy and move into a new house, only to find that there is an Elf living in their vents! Chaos and shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 1 of Hearth Elves of Canada
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It Was Never Meant to Be (It Always would have been) by 5ammmm for Firey_Passion, Cinn_Bee
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Hermitcraft SMP
20 Feb 2023
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“Shit.”
That summed it up pretty well.
“This is… This is…”
“I can’t believe this is what I’m supporting,” Starborn groaned.
Both heroes looked at each other, their faces blank but their eyes betraying horror and guilt.
“This cannot be real,” Felis snapped the binder shut. “This cannot be real. This has to be some sort of fairy tale or something! Seriously, someone has to have been outside of the walls.”
“But they never came back,” The color drained from xeir face as xe flipped further into the documentation of buried missing people cases and the Hero Commission ordered assassinations. All for those who knew too much. “They never got to share their discovery.”
“We need to get out of here,” Ant was getting more and more anxious by the second, flicking its eyes to the (Probably. Hopefully) broken camera in the corner, each second that crawled by doubting its original theory that it was actually broken. “They can’t know we know this.”
OR Wilbur is a traitor and now it's Sapnap's job to rescue everyone
OR OR Hehehe Rescue Pog
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In which (some random some serious) shit goes down by 5ammmm for Firey_Passion, Cinn_Bee
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
06 Feb 2023
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“You won’t,” Phil smiled, knowingly. Techno didn’t respond, only pulling out his phone and using Spotify to navigate to ‘That’s What I Like’ by Bruno Mars because he wouldn’t be caught dead singing any cringy song. He turned up the volume and skipped to the chorus.
“Jump in the Cadillac (Girl let’s put some miles on it),” Played out of the speaker.
Near immediately, a certain blonde launched at the piglin to try and whack the phone out of his hands.
“Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you,” Tommy chanted, banging his fist uselessly against his older brothers chest, the pigling hybrid in question smiling ever so slightly as he held the music out of the blondes reach.
“HA!” Wilbur jumping down from his hiding spot in the fucking ceiling. “I WIN!”
“NO FAIR! TECHNO WAS CHEATING!” Tommy whined loudly, even though they could probably hear each other if they were whispering.
“All’s fair in Love and Hide and Seek.”
Or Karlnapity Fluff, 4/4 SBI and crack from an unfunny person before I destroy all sense of safety these characters thought they had
Or Or Read the title, or don't I guess , idc :/
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(Don't Worry) I'll always be there for you by 5ammmm for Firey_Passion, Cinn_Bee
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Hermitcraft SMP
23 Jan 2023
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“Heyyyy Ranboo,” Tubbo approached cautiously, “Um… Whatcha got there?”
“A smoothie,” The Ender hybrid replied, taking a sip out of their blueberry and strawberry smoothie, carefully to keep it away from Cat Karl, who was settled on their lap. Tubbo sighed loudly.
“Boo, what did I say about bringing animals into the apartment?”
“Uhh, not to do it?”
“Exactly,” The ram said, exasperated, “They why do I come back to you holding a fucking cat.”
“Well you see,” They reasoned, “This isn’t a cat. Karl got turned into a cat, so it’s technically a human.”
Tubbo looked like he was about to shake them.
“Humans,” He said slowly, “Are technically. Also animals.”
“I thought you meant non-human animals.”
A calm face swept over the brunette’s features. He turned around, disappeared into their shared room, and a second later a muffled scream was heard before he came back out.
OR Rewind was hit by a power while on patrol and now he's stuck in the body of a cat. Shenanigans ensue.
OR OR Karl turns into a cat, then gets Twitter. That's it, that's the fic.
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An Ode to the People who Tried by 5ammmm for Firey_Passion, Cinn_Bee
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Hermitcraft SMP
09 Jan 2023
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Come get your daily dose of fluff and crack
POV From everyone because the supporting cast needs love too :]
Mainly Fluff and Crack
OR Oneshots in a oneshot from my series because Author-San needs a break
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Continue Running (You can't escape the past) by 5ammmm for Firey_Passion, Cinn_Bee
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
12 Dec 2022
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“We might have to move you to the kitchen,” Niki jokes, leaping up to sit on the counter. “Job Title: ‘Human Furnace’.”
Puffy and Sapnap both snickered.
“No thank you, I can’t cook for shit,” The raven rebuked.
“Language,” Said a voice from the door. All three cafe workers turned to find Bad smiling and waving from the open doorway.
“Hey Dad,” Sapnap called from behind the counter.
“Hey sun!” Bad called back.
“Would you like anything to eat?”
“Maybe, I was just stopping in, I have something I need to ask you when you're done with your shift.”
OR How Sapnap survived crazy dreams about being chased by his ex best friends, finding out his dads are also illegal vigilantes who have taken over, and are now leaders of, one of the largest villain organizations in L’Manburg, and being teased relentlessly by his two bosses after they found out he was a fire-themed vigilante.
OR OR Sapnap's terrible, no good, very bad day (Kinda)
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Vigilante or Villain? (Maybe I'm Neither) by 5ammmm for Firey_Passion, Cinn_Bee
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
27 Nov 2022
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It was going to lose him a lot of money at first, but the villain knew that if he did everything right then it could also make him much more.
He had yet to announce the news, it was on the downlow until the Las Nevadas squad could finish up their base of operations, but as soon as they set out defined borders he knew for a fact that he would have Sam hack into a news station so he could be overly dramatic as always.
“What are you doing here?” A monotone voice growled behind him. He spun around to find the main leaders of the Syndicate, headed by Ares who had asked the question. “This is our territory.”
“Oh,” He grinned maliciously, “I didn’t know the feared Syndicate had territory. Aren’t you just wanderers?”
“Yeah, well, this is ours now.” Not if Quackity had anything to say about that.
OR Quackity and his team decide to try something new, Project El Rapids. However, the territory they decided on is a place that the Syndicate is also vying for, and both Joker and Ares are determined to get their way. Chaos ensues.
OR OR Joker’s guide to claiming new territory, defeating Ares, and other fun weekend activities.
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That's not Normal (It is for me) by 5ammmm for Firey_Passion, Cinn_Bee
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
20 Nov 2022
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“Well, I had this girlfriend who took me to this Masquerade Ball,” Karl explains. “It was hosted by this pig man, Sir Billium. Kinda looks a little like Ares.”
Honeybee cackled.
“Very rich, very snotty guests,” He tried not to giggle when he imitated the immaculate accents that rich folk in L’Manburg usually had. Hermes and Endermite snorted as well. “Long story short it turned out to be a murder mansion puppeted by a mind controlling egg, but it’s a long story.”
“What the fu-”
OR Karl Jacobs, time powered hero extraordinaire and the hero associations ‘Golden Hero,’ recovers from nearly getting killed while hanging out with the Syndicate before his fiancees come to rescue him from their ‘evil’ grasp.
OR OR In which Sapnap and Quackity have led pretty normal love lives before meeting, while Karl definitely hasn’t…
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