Choking_on_plastics
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“Oh no no.” The laugh following those words tore a shivering path down his spine as a thin finger tilted his chin up to meet the angel’s eyes.
“If you think you deserve a show, you’re going to get a show.” Those words, dripping with sin, made Alastor’s heart ache.
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This is entirely my friend’s fault, and you all have to deal with it. AU where Lucifer pole-dances at night, Alastor has insomnia and they’re both fools who don’t know how to deal with the fact that they’re in love.
Enjoy the emotionally-constipated old men who don’t know how to express their feelings and resort to pulling pigtails like little kids.
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19 Dec 2024
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There are two known ways to heal holy wounds on demons: the first requires direct healing through ritualistic touch. The second involves remotely siphoning the holy energy into a host to allow the demon’s natural healing process to restart.
He is certain that the Radio Demon will never in a million years allow Lucifer to touch him, so the only way to heal that prideful prick is to secretly suck a little bit of that residual holy energy into his body every time they bump into each other. Which, by the way, gross, but if it means Charlie never has to blame herself for the death of a friend ever again, Lucifer will do it, no questions asked.
He just completely forgot that that’s exactly how he and Lilith made Charlie to begin with.
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Or, alternatively, Lucifer accidentally gets preggers from healing Alastor. Yep.
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i need the update pleaseeee im begging
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Alastor catches Lucifer attempting to steal one of his jackets before the start of his heat; sex ensues.
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A series of one-shots set in a universe where Lucifer and Alastor married prior to the events of the show. Each one-shot should stand on its own.
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