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Ed's minding his business when the new neighbor's kid comes around holding a human puppet. It's creepy as hell, but as soon as the kid's father rounds the corner, Ed doesn't mind.
ETA: Podfic available here from Kninjaknitter my darling dearest
“Hello,” says the strangest voice Ed’s ever heard, jolting him out of his reverie, sending his heart speeding into chaos.He opens his eyes and he’s staring straight at a stuffed animal in the shape of a human person. It is bald with a tiny hat and too-big eyes and it wears a blue shirt and a name tag that says Jeffy in the sort of scrawl normally reserved for words written in blood.
A puppet, he realizes several seconds beyond when it would have been appropriate to respond.
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10 Jun 2024
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While they’ve begun to carve out a fulfilling life on the island together, Ed is having a hard time dealing with the past. He wants to marry Stede, but doesn’t feel like he can even ask.
A character study exploring how Ed processes, learns to sit with himself, and falls more in love every day with Stede.
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24 Mar 2024
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March of the Black Queen by sual
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Sep 2023
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"I feel,” Aziraphale begins, then immediately falters, hands starting up a familiar fidget. “I still feel as if.” He swallows unnecessarily, and then finally confesses, “It’s just that I still feel a tremendous deal of shame. Over. Over everything.”
Crowley snorts, turning back to his newspaper in a last ditch effort to avoid wherever this is going. “I believe the kids are calling it ‘Catholic guilt’ these days, Angel.”
Aziraphale’s face scrunches up with distaste. “We’re hardly Catholic, my dear.”
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After everything, Crowley and Aziraphale attempt to mend the holes in their relationship. They go about it as haphazardly as they do everything else.
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01 Jan 2024
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Mon Horrible Chéri by ghostrat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Nov 2023
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Apparently, Crowley could ruin his good mood. Crowley was just about the only thing that could ruin it.
“Right. So. You and I, is it?” Aziraphale confirmed, just to be clear.
“That’s right.”
“And how long is this trip, exactly?”
“One full week,” Crowley enunciated too clearly, stretching his lips around the words and sharply clacking his k. “Seven whole days.”
“Great,” Aziraphale breathed.
They both smiled, all teeth and no joy.(Human AU / Enemies to Lovers) • English Teacher Aziraphale gets roped into the sixth form Paris field trip, not realising his worst enemy Science Teacher Crowley is the accompanying chaperone. Are seven days of forced proximity really enough to undo a truly vitriolic relationship? Or, let's be real: How quickly does it take them to fall head over heels for each other?
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29 Nov 2023
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the two shepherds of uruk by lupinely
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Oct 2023
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After Aziraphale goes back to Heaven with the Metatron, Crowley reflects.
And 4,400 years ago in 2407 BC, in the city of Uruk in ancient Sumer, he and Aziraphale fall in love with humanity, and each other.
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“What are you doing here?” asked Aziraphale.
Crowley lifted an eyebrow and felt himself start to smile. “I should ask you the same. What are you thinking, coming here with your wings out and the blessed light of Heaven raining down upon you? You’re scaring the mortals.”
Aziraphale blushed. Crowley dutifully looked away. It felt disrespectful not to.
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19 Nov 2023
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Alma Bonnet is a newly-thirteen, bold and intrepid child, and in the process of coming into her own as a teen, she has stowed away on her father's pirate ship.
When Alma is discovered, now a many-weeks-long journey away from Barbados, wearing a fake beard and clothes that are much too big for her, Ed and Stede must change their plans in order to return her back home, going from fierce pirates to unwitting caretakers.
Alma's unique charm, wit, and child-like sense of adventure brings out a softer, more protective side in Ed and Stede, who struggle between protecting Alma from the more dangerous aspects of pirate life and letting her find her burgeoning independence.
Alma's presence makes Ed and Stede reflect upon their own childhoods, and reminds them that "coming of age" never really stops.
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19 Nov 2023
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Soon after their moonlit kiss, Stede gets a leg cramp in the middle of the night. Ed helps him feel better.
(Speculative fic; set shortly after events of season 2 episode 5 “The Curse of the Seafaring Life.”)
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- Part 5 of missing scenes (in timeline order)
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11 Nov 2023
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Sex-Ed for Immortal Dummies by Blueroses_23
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Jun 2020
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The Serpent of Eden happens to catch the Angel of the Eastern Gate fondling himself under the Tree of Knowledge, and he becomes very curious about it. Shenanigans ensue as two immortal idiots awkwardly (but enthusiastically) try to figure out their own bodies.
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11 Oct 2023
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Well Versed in Wanting by hollybennett123
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Jun 2019
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Aziraphale has never met anyone else who can so eloquently convey the embodiment of a nonchalant shrug with a quirk of their mouth alone, but Crowley succeeds in doing just that before getting up and sauntering off into the sitting room. Goodness, the sway of his hips when he walks is so unnecessary. A distraction that frankly shouldn’t be allowed.
He lasts thirty-seven minutes before rescheduling their ‘evening’ appointment to ‘imminent’ and informing Crowley there’s been a change of plan.
(or: Crowley stumbles upon Aziraphale’s private book collection, and revelations are had of the non-biblical kind)
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22 Sep 2023
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This Soul Outstreaming by Rend_Herring
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Aug 2019
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“Why did you come here?” Aziraphale interrupts. “Why do you keep doing this?” All the saving, he means, all the chasing after Aziraphale he does. It can’t only be that he’s not keen to endure a replacement. That can’t be it, not anymore. He’s going to get himself in trouble, and then it’ll be Aziraphale’s fault.
Crowley’s mouth shuts with a click. He shifts uncomfortably in his seat, reaches for the handle of the fork and taps his fingertips against it before setting his hands in his lap.
When he speaks, it’s very soft. “Don’t you know?” he asks.
Aziraphale, unnaccustomed to his heart refusing to translate why it throbs with such haste, shakes his head.
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20 Sep 2023
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Observer Effect by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Aug 2019
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Heaven dispatches a Grigori to monitor any "suspicious activity" between Aziraphale and a certain agent of Hell.
(Now Season 2 compliant!)
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- Part 1 of Epistolary Omens
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19 Sep 2023
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these furious passions, these chances by Ark for triedunture
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Sep 2019
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Jesus fucking Christ, he’s in love with Crowley.
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29 Aug 2023
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There’s a battle strategy devised by humans many millennia ago that's designed to overcome an adversary who is particularly well entrenched. Some walls are too tall and thick for a frontal assault, and must instead be bested through sheer dogged stubbornness.
Crowley and Aziraphale didn’t know it, but they were about to be put under siege.
Fed up with an angel and a demon who are still avoiding any talk of Feelings, God starts to interfere. When it comes to the ineffable plan, sometimes things need a bit of a push.
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23 Aug 2023
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on the same page by Chekhov
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Sep 2020
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Aziraphale Z. Fell is a rising star of the spiritual literary genre - the next Eat Pray Love guy - and his version of Chicken Soup For the Christian Soul is flying off the shelves. It's not that he's not grateful, but it's one thing to enjoy a career in writing and another completely to be pigeonholed into a specific genre, so much so that you are almost forbidden from writing anything else.
So yes, maybe he has a bit of a secret. An outlet for his less... appropriate urges. And yes, if his typical readership got word of the sort of paragraphs he could put out on a particularly inspired night, they might suffer some form of heart attack typical for their age.
But all of that is well hidden, and there is absolutely no way anyone would ever find out about his Arrangement with A.J. Crowley - the most debaucherous romantic fiction author of the decade.
That is... until they have to pretend to be married to each other.- Language:
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22 Aug 2023
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Pray For Us, Icarus by Atalan
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Sep 2019
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For three centuries, Crowley has been reincarnated over and over as a human with no memory of his past. Aziraphale has tried to find a way to restore him to his true self, but all he seems to do is hurt them both. This time, he only means to steal a brief moment when he walks into Crowley's flower shop. But Crowley can't let it go...
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03 Aug 2023
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The 21st Century, In Which They Finally Work It Out by chaya
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Jul 2019
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This is light speed in comparison to the last few centuries of their relationship, but Crowley is barely holding on to his patience.
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26 Jul 2023
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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
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25 Jul 2023
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An Angel who did not so much Fall In Love as Settle Into It Gradually by TheLadyZephyr
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
01 Jul 2019
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Crowley was standing in the middle of the room, hands in his pockets, looking a little lost. Aziraphale eyed the distance between them. Five steps. Five steps, and six thousand years, and a battlefield spanning an eternity.
The story of the little moments over the millennia that shape an angel’s regard for a demon, and the way he slowly, with great reluctance but inevitable surety, falls in love.
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25 Jul 2023
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Wednesday by Raphaela Crowley (Ameline_DuchannesXI) for Cafelatte100
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens (Radio)
05 Nov 2020
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After a bizarre confrontation with Hastur and one really bad cup of tea, Crowley finds himself in an alternate universe wherein he's back to being the archangel Raphael, there's no Arrangement, and Aziraphale is actively trying to discorporate him.
The worst part?
Every time Aziraphale succeeds in offing him, and "Raphael" is returned to earth with a new body, the day resets. It's always the same doomed Wednesday, over and over and over again.
Getting into this time-loop was an accident; getting out and back home again (if Crowley ever manages it) will have to be something entirely else.
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- 12/12
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24 Jul 2023
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22 Jul 2023