Chaos_On_Standbi
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After killing Cazador, Astarion is uncertain about a lot of things. Who he actually is under all the trauma and self-destructive coping mechanisms or what he's going to do after defeating the Netherbrain. He's certain about two things. 1:he enjoys sex when he's not being forced to do it and is actually cared for. 2: Zanarei wants his ass.
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Who Needs Mirrors When You Have Tadpoles? by Chaos_On_Standbi
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
15 Apr 2024
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Astarion can't see in mirrors but is terrible at asking for things, so what is he to do other than manipulate Zanarei to get what he wants.
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Left For Dead With A Princess and Perpetually Angry Toad by Chaos_On_Standbi
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
04 Dec 2023
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After a very intense night of celebration, Lae’zel and Astarion partied a little too hard and are very hungover. Zanarei is stuck taking care of them, as everyone else has left camp to run errands.
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- Part 1 of The Chronicles of Zanarei
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(ABANDONED) The Vacation From Hell by Chaos_On_Standbi
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series)
09 Jul 2023
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Seven years have passed since Team Rocket was taken down in Johto. Red, Blue, Leaf, Ethan, Silver and Lyra are all grown up and have taken the world by storm. They take a group vacation from their very busy lives. Nothing can go wrong, Right?
Right...?
Before their vacation can even start, they're kidnapped and befriend a mysterious man, known only as N. There's one small problem: they were all kidnapped for four weeks, but they can only remember the day of their kidnapping and the last week. After fighting for their lives and being stuck in the hospital, they thought they would be fine to continue their vacation, albeit battered and bruised.
Something sinister is brewing in the waters of Alola. Something that could spell the end of the world. A young girl specializing in researching supernatural forces this powerful group not only to save the world and her home, but also her deceased brother. But there's just one problem. Something- or someone, is lurking in the shadows, trying to end this group at every turn.
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From Ashes to Embers: Astarion by FridayPlease, WincestielFTTFWin
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
19 Nov 2024
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PSST, I know this work is I N C R E D I B L Y L O N G, but I promise if you like angst, comfort, healing arcs and slow-burns, it's worth dipping your toes in. For the same story broken into three shorter stories which stack, try Rats to Radiance
Astarion's swirling thoughts were interrupted abruptly as they passed through a gate; they had moved into a shadier part of the market and his escort's grip had tightened less-than-protectively on his arm. Shit.
The vampire's eyes searched his face, a cold chill of fear running through him at what he found. Dumb though he was, the man knew something.
“I think your master would be very interested in knowing where his favorite slave is.”
Tav / Asterion slow burn, consent-focused. Starts ch 15.
Halsin / Astarion slow burn, healing focused.
Gale / Astarion platonic slow burn. Content starting ch.28
Rugan turns up in ch.52Heavy on growth and healing. Updated often. Comments appreciated <3
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Bookmarked by Chaos_On_Standbi
19 Nov 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Don’t mind me, I’m casually fulfilling my Astarion obsession!
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Turn you inside-out by dorothycanfly
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
05 Jan 2024
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Dabi did not expect his night to go like this.
Hawks gets called into the PLF headquarters on the night of the hero gala. He shows up dressed to the nines and absolutely decked out in jewelry, and it does things to Dabi. Hawks makes full use of the opportunity.
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What started as a one time thing to blow off steam, quickly goes off the rails and becomes a lot more than either one bargained for.Started: January 18th 2023
Finished: October 28th 2023
(bonus art chapter: January 5th 2024)Series
- Part 1 of Turn You Inside-Out
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Bookmarked by Chaos_On_Standbi
10 Aug 2024
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The Accountant’s Guide to Taking Down an Evil Vampire Lord (and maybe bagging Astarion while you are at it) by Cinnamontails
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
07 Nov 2024
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“Fine,” she said. “Do you know the statistically most common way for the authorities to take out organized crime?”
Well, if that was her idea of enticing conversation, it was no wonder she had all those evenings free to chase after scoundrels like him. Still, Astarion didn’t want to antagonize her further and ruin the game, so he pursed his lips and guessed, “A very large, well-placed cannon?”
“Tax fraud.”
She looked at him as if she expected some sort of reaction – maybe a dramatic gasp? A palm flung to his forehead in a theatrical rendition of How could I not think of this?
Everything he could muster was a blink. “Tax … fraud.”
She nodded, obviously excited about what Astarion was sure were two of the most boring words in the English language, combined.
"That's how we'll take down Cazador."- Language:
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Bookmarked by Chaos_On_Standbi
15 Jun 2024
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Pegging Your Vampire Boyfriend: A Beginner's Guide by weepingpine
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
10 Feb 2024
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Astarion has been on the receiving end before, but not since he's gotten with you. Wanting to try it again, he propositions you in a rather intimate way.
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Tucker Carlson lives out his fantasy of having sex with an M&M
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- Part 1 of Tucker x M&M
Bookmarked by Chaos_On_Standbi
11 May 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Thanks Zach for making me read this whole collection out loud on Valentine’s Day.