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    There are no words adequate to describe the Last Homely House or the wonders of Lord Elrond’s hospitality, which seems impossible to strain even under the burden of thirteen empty dwarfish stomachs and their even more trying attitudes.

    Having played hostess to those same stomachs in her time, Briar is duly impressed and endeavors to add to the burden as little as possible. This is made somewhat more difficult by the fact that elves, apparently, are better able to differentiate between hobbit gentlemen and hobbit ladies that dwarves seem to be. A fact Briar learned when Lord Elrond pulled her to one side after their meal and put her into the hands of his daughter and her women with a gentle smile.

    Briar feels that she probably owes him a swift kick in the shins for that.

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    You have to look after your own, right? So when Dwalin is messing around with Ori's best friend, Ori takes it upon himself to have a little talk about heartbreak and why it really, really shouldn't happen.

     

    From this prompt on the kink meme: http://hobbit-kink.livejournal.com/7346.html?thread=16107698#t16107698

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    Respectable hobbits don't have beards. Unfortunately, Bilbo is out of shaving cream and still on the road.

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    "An adventure?" Billa Baggins, a respectable genteel hobbit of the Shire, shivered and tried to convince herself it was a shudder.

    In which a perfectly proper not-so-young lady whistles her reputation down the wind and finds she really is her mother's daughter.

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    This is extra stuff that may not flow so well with the other one shots. Stories that fit in the same universe, but are hard to place or can stand alone.
    First up is Sam meeting the femmes.

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