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second nature to me now by Edgebug
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
12 Oct 2024
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"So," Wade says an hour or so later. "Hot gay DILFs are going missing from The Smokehouse and it's up to us to catch the DILFinator. The DILF crusher." He snaps his fingers. "The DILF Destroyer!"
Lines deepen between Logan's eyebrows. "The fuck is a DILF?"
"Dad I'd Like to Fuck," Wade chirps, "so, like, distressingly hot middle-aged men."
Logan blinks. "Oh."
(In which Logan and Wade are hired to catch a serial killer with very specific tastes.)
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19 Dec 2024
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hypothetically fucking around by obihoebikenobi
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse)
02 Dec 2024
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“Fine. You’re a guy. About six-two.”
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuckity fuck.
“Oh? Do tell me more.”
Wade’s heart hammered in his chest as Logan lowered his leg from the top of the couch, shoving it beside Wade and shifting closer so their faces were close enough together that Wade could feel the warmth of his breath.
“He’s got a nice smile, wears too much cheap ass cologne,” Logan continued breathily, pupils growing wider, the blue light of the christmas tree flickering in them.
“Yeah? But you like the smell?”
“Course I do.”
Logan’s fingers found their way to Wade’s knee, tickling over the skin hidden by his plaid pajama pants, catching on the worn hole at the seam by the top of his calf. Wade’s skin grew hot.
“And what’s he wearing? Something pretty?”
“We’re in his apartment, so he’s dressed comfortably. Ratty pants, big sweatshirt.”
Wade tugged at the sleeve of his–in fact–big sweatshirt.
Oh. Oh.
(Wade and Logan flirt by sex LARPing.)
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19 Dec 2024
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Just Friends (a 2005 Ryan Reynolds Reference) by cortexikid
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
05 Dec 2024
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"I thought you were gonna die today, Wade. For good."
“I’m really sorry, okay? I’m an asshole.”
“Yeah, well,” Logan huffed, gaze dropping to anywhere but him. “Tell me something I don’t know.”
“I wanted you to fuck me in that Honda Odyssey ‘til I couldn’t remember my own name.”
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19 Dec 2024
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Hugh left a part of himself in Logan, so that Logan could love Wade with this part of himself.
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- Part 2 of They Cheated!
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18 Dec 2024
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like a virgin (touched by the very first time) by mikaminato
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types
21 Dec 2024
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Wade swallows past the sudden lump in his throat. He looks down at his crotch. Then he looks at Logan's face, but it's hard to tell what Logan's thinking.
"So? Still love me? Wanna break-up? I mean, who wouldn't. You know what? Let's just break-up. It'll make things easier."
Wade doesn't get any more out, because Logan's suddenly pulling him in, his large hand warm and reassuring on his neck, and pressing their mouths together.
"Love you, darlin'," Logan whispers, his voice rough. "With or without a dick. Ya hear me?"
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Or, Wade's dick gets chopped off in retaliation for a job he did years ago. The regrowth process is slow and embarrassing, but fortunately, Logan is an amazing boyfriend. (And suddenly, Wade is a virgin all over again.)Bookmarked by Carapox17
18 Dec 2024