CaramelPenguin



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  1. Summary

    unconnected wilmon drabbles bcos they're everything.

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    Space for one-shots :)

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  1. Public Bookmark 65

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    Simon holds up his phone on his notes app. He’s been brainstorming. It reads: Hi, Wilhelm. Sorry to message you but I’m having a situation at school with some bullies that I could use your help with. I get if you don’t want to. Thanks.

    “Wow, no emoji. So businesslike.” Rosh is so mean to him.

    Simon groans. “It’s really hard! What am I supposed to say? Hey, remember how we had one last night together and we said goodbye and I never gave you a birthday present and then the school closed? Well. Can you pretend the breaking up part didn’t happen to get some assholes off my back?”

    “Maybe the difficulty of writing the message should clue you in to the badness of the plan,” Rosh argues.

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    An exes fake dating fic.

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    28 Nov 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    the angst is beautiful

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    Wilhelm raises his eyebrows as well. “Pirate Captain Simon Eriksson.”

    He watches as Simon swallows, stepping forward to set the coins down on the countertop. He still smells like the ocean, Wilhelm notes vaguely, like sunshine and sea-salt.

    Ayub looks between the two of them, alarm twisting across his features until Wille sighs. “I’m not here to arrest anyone.”
    ….

    Or: Wilhelm is a Navy Officer and Simon is a pirate. As usual, they are desperately in love.

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    01 Nov 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    stunning.

  3. Public Bookmark 36

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    Wilhelm wakes up. It's the anniversary of Erik's death. Again.

    A time loop fic.

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    30 Oct 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I need more fics like this pls

  4. Public Bookmark 25

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    Maddie frowned, and Simon could feel her on the edge of a rant, although he wasn’t sure exactly what part of that she was objecting to the most. Probably the idea that a guy couldn’t have hair that was 100 feet long, or whatever. She sighed after a moment, nodding at Felice. “Okay, fine. So let’s start with Rapunzel and the witch in the tower.”

    Simon held his breath as Wille walked over to him, pulling over a second chair even though they were just standing in front of them.

    They’d all worked up the rough script the day before (well, Maddie and Felice had written a lot of it and Simon had mostly nodded and tried not to stare across the table at Wille), but this was the first attempt at actually acting it out. To say Simon was nervous was an understatement—he could sing in front of a crowd and barely break a sweat, but acting was something entirely different, and he wasn’t eager to embarrass himself in front of a class full of people who barely liked him as it was.

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    Simon and Wille are in the same group for their class assignment to act out a fairytale. Keeping his feelings in check is a lot harder than Simon expects.

    prompt, day 3: fairytale

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    29 Aug 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 46

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    When, during his internship at a local news station, Prince Wilhelm gets distracted by the most beautiful man he’s ever seen and ends up causing a viral meme, nobody’s less amused than the beautiful man in question.
    In fact, all that Simon wants is revenge. If that means he has to find the person responsible first, so be it.

    Or, the one where Wille is an even bigger simp than usual and Simon can’t quite stay mad at him.

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    28 Aug 2024

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