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He’d done plenty of patrols as the Golden Guard, some that required undercover stakeouts. Few people ever bothered him then. He couldn’t articulate what he did, but Gus told him he had an aura of ‘don’t fuck with me’ when he was concentrating so… just… pretend that was what he was doing.
‘Don’t fuck with me,’ he thought at the flagpole, the safest place to stare at without inviting a fight. ‘I’m on an important mission, so don’t fuck with me.’
“Hey there!” a voice called.
So much for that idea.-
OR: While trapped in the human realm, Hunter runs into some less than pleasant individuals and tries to keep his cool.
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The day is saved, evil has been vanquished by good once again, and everything is back to normal.
Well…
Except for the resident resurrected ex-villain… Who’s rooming with them now… Who’s part of the team.
That part’s not normal. It might take some adjusting.---
(OR: A series of oneshots following each of the ninja as they get used to the newest member of the team, and Morro as he gets used to being part of a family again.)Series
- Part 2 of Land of the Living
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- Part 3 of Land of the Living
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Mr. Lancer’s English Class Group Chat
Wes Weston: FINALLY
Wes Weston: INDISPUTABLE PROOF
Tucker Foley: For the last time the moon landing was NOT faked!!!!
Valerie Gray: When did I get added to this chat?????
Tucker Foley: Beginning of the year
Paulina Sanchez: How did you get my phone number????
Tucker Foley: Lancer passed around the sheet of paper??????
Wes Weston: WILL YOU CRETINS PLEASE FOCUS
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OR: Wes tries to convince everyone that Danny Fenton = Danny Phantom. Chaos ensues.
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Lloyd was getting pretty sick and tired of getting kidnapped by snakes and evil scientists and nindroid armies, let alone all three at once. The only way it could be worse was adding his dad, a time machine, or a ghost.
Way to jinx it.
Morro was perfectly miserable suffering through his afterlife in the Departed Realm, avoiding sage life lessons from the annoyingly persistent Sensei G. He was not expecting to be resurrected by a crazy mad scientist set on taking over all sixteen realms. He was even less prepared to face the green ninja - Lloyd - again, injured and imprisoned.
So, he has a choice to make. Help the good doctor burn Ninjago to the ground, or do something crazy and stupid.
FSM, Garmadon must be rubbing off on him.
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(OR An evil scientist is dead set on ressurecting all of the ninja’s greatest enemies and happens to choose the most “fuck authority” one first. Lloyd wonders what his life has come to. The ninja have several heart attacks. Morro does his best.)
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- Part 1 of Land of the Living
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