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got a mortgage on my body, a lien on my soul by Canon_Is_Relative for AmberSock
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
16 Aug 2024
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It’s late. Or early. Sam lost track of the time sometime after he lost track of the date. He thinks it’s been about five days since he punched Dean, since he grabbed him and begged him to believe in them, since Dean patted his cheek and said ‘Let’s go home.’ Somewhere in the vicinity of five days and Sam has been chasing down leads ever since that turn slippery and cold the moment he starts to tighten his fingers around them, leaving him with handful after handful of nothing.
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Written for Summergen 2024. Desperate to find a way to save Dean from Michael, Castiel and Sam discuss a potential solution, one that brings up a lot of old baggage for Sam. The solution was my giftee’s prompt, so all credit for this brilliant premise goes to AmberSock!
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“Seeing you sure brings back a few things.” Hawkeye says it like a confession, leaning back in his chair with his head tipped up to the stars.
“You too,” Sidney murmurs, and can’t help the smile that breaks over his face when Hawkeye rolls his head to the side to look at him. “You’re one of a kind, Hawkeye. You were then and you are now. I’m glad to see that hasn’t changed.”
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Or: When he was thirty years old and living in Brooklyn, Sidney bumped into a young med student visiting the city for a taste of the queer nightlife. Ten years later in Korea they meet by chance once again, and spend the next three years growing closer and more entangled. -
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Helen takes her hand and they giggle like schoolkids playing hooky as they sneak through the side yard and out to the street, looking over their shoulders almost like they’re hoping that they were spotted, like they really are running from something more than an evening of boring civility at the home of the most prominent doctor in the city.
Margaret thinks about Lorraine Anderson, suddenly, and about how she hasn’t felt this kind of uncomplicated joy from simply being in another person’s presence in so very long.
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Or: In the summer during her first year of nursing school, Margaret attends a Fourth of July garden party with her new friend Helen Whitfield. They sneak out before the fireworks.
Written for the MASH fic Olympics. Theme: Orange
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“In your profession, even when someone gets lost they aren’t really gone, but unfortunately there aren’t too many prodigal patients around here. Once they’re lost, they’re out of our hands. You don’t have to like it but you do have to accept it, otherwise you’re just sucking around for a one-way ticket to the bug house.”
Mulcahy’s eyes are a crystalline blue, shining in the impersonal overhead light. He makes the cramped little space feel like a cathedral, his voice carrying the gravitas of a pipe organ. “Do you accept that, Hawkeye?”
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Set partway through the episode where the nurses have all been evacuated, this story takes place directly after the surgery session where Father Mulcahy is assisting Hawkeye in the OR.
Let’s keep those sponges coming, Father. ‘Nurse’ is also a verb.
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let your heart be light by Canon_Is_Relative for stardust_made
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
20 Jan 2024
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“Come on, Sammy. Say it, I see that heart growing three sizes over there.”
“What? Say what?”
“Come on,” Dean groans. “What you gotta be a freakin’ grinch about it? Just say it, two little words, I’ll help: Merrr…yyy….”
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Missing scene for Last Holiday, the night after their Christmas celebration.
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[podfic of] Curves Facing Up by KJGooding by Canon_Is_Relative for KJGooding
Fandoms: MASH (TV)
06 Jan 2024
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After taking a demanding case together in OR, Charles and Margaret reflect on how people act differently depending on who they are with.
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There’s a certain kind of ache, every time that he’s away from home. Even when ‘away’ is Crabapple Cove which was for years upon years the first and the best definition of ‘home’ in the personal encyclopedia of his life.
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A holiday treat for anyone who enjoys this OT3 but especially for Christina and Ritchie who both asked for Peg/Hawkeye/BJ and gave some very sweet prompts 💕
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The Lean On Me Jobs by Canon_Is_Relative for DelektorskiChick
Fandoms: Leverage (US TV 2008), White Collar (TV 2009)
28 Dec 2023
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It’s only because he’s already awake that Neal sees his phone light up with an incoming call. It’s encrypted, scrambled, and anonymous – but that many layers of electronic security might as well be a calling card.
“Alec Hardison,” he says as he slides out of bed. “To what do I owe the dubious honor of a three AM phone call?”
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Four times a member of the Leverage crew asked for help, and one time the whole team was called to the rescue.
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The Priest and the Footballer by Canon_Is_Relative for ImpishTubist
Fandoms: Staged (TV 2020), Staged (TV 2020) RPF
22 Dec 2023
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“It’s going to rain later,” David muses, scowling to his right.
“It’s raining now.” Michael drinks deeply from his coffee mug, long gone cold.
The quiet stretches between them and Michael’s mind has gone leagues away when David turns back to the screen and asks, “How do you suppose we would have met?”
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At the beginning of S02E02 David says "We should quit ... we can do other things!" to which Michael retorts, "You have zero discernable skills beyond pretending!" and they get into it about what else they might have been. David says priest, Michael says footballer. David is intrigued.
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The café is comfortably crowded, the sound of voices mingling with the smell of coffee and pastries in a mélange of familiarity that touches something deep in Sidney’s chest, something that ten years on he’s still working to take on board and believe in as something he can have.
It’s the sense of home that was ripped away from all of them during the war, and the fact that he’s found it here of all places – in this queer little niche he's carved out for himself in a city that’s about as far away from where he ever planned to end up as Korea itself – well, on some days it makes his feet itchy like he’s ready to bolt, but more and more it simply laps at his ankles like the gentlest of waves reminding him that no matter what ocean he’s gazing out over he’s still here on this planet, he’s still breathing, and what’s more he’s surrounded by the people he loves most in the world.
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Sidney, ten years after the end of the war, reflecting on home and family.
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A cold night in a MASH unit, one of many.
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To say that he knew he was in trouble the moment he first laid eyes on Hawkeye Pierce would be giving himself a little too much credit for foresight. That Hawkeye Pierce was trouble, however, was apparent almost at once.
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A 5 1 fic starting from the day Sidney met Hawkeye and progressing through to the end of the war. Five kisses Sidney saw Hawkeye give to someone else, and one he finally got for himself.
I'll be writing and posting these as inspiration strikes. Beyond probably Margie Cutler, I'm undecided on who the next four kisses will go to - accepting nominations in the comments.
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“There aren’t many things I want as much as I want you,” Sidney tells him, one of those middle-of-the-night confessions he usually keeps behind his teeth for fear of overburdening this man who is already carrying so much more than his share, risking so much for Sidney’s sake that he can’t bear the thought of asking for more.
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This story references a conversation they had in the first installment in this 'verse, All Things to All Men, but other than that it stands alone as an established relationship one-shot.
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The Famous 4077 Dog Tag Party by babyshoeskeleton, Canon_Is_Relative, KJGooding, Lynn1121, p0stscripter, RemyFire, serpercival, Sir_Bonesly
Fandoms: MASH (TV)
08 Nov 2023
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Hawkeye swept the poker chips off of his side of the board, more intrigued by recalling the party two whole years ago than the game he and BJ just invented.
“It was great. What we did was…” Hawkeye stood and hopped up onto his bed, reaching for the cowboy hat nestled on top of the shelf overhead, “we threw all of our dog tags into hats, and mixed them up, and then I’d draw two, and those two people would have to go on a date.”
“That sounds dreadful,” Charles said.
“Trapper was tired of spending time with you, was he?” BJ asked.
“I know, I couldn’t believe it either.”
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Bored with the regular dating scene, Hawkeye collects the camp's dog tags in a bowl and draws pairs to go on dates together.
This was a server collaboration project where each author drew a random pair and wrote their date. Each ship will get its own chapter; look for summary, tags and individual author comments in the notes of each chapter.
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The Perception of Fools by Canon_Is_Relative for LadyFeste
Fandoms: The Queen's Thief - Megan Whalen Turner
16 Sep 2023
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"And so I listened as he told me a story like so many that I had heard before; just another tale of the silly and impetuous king of the Attolians."
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Or: A late-night conversation sparks revelation and understanding as Costis and Kamet settle into their lives in Attolia in the year following the events of Return of the Thief.
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you remind me of you by Canon_Is_Relative for stardust_made
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
16 Sep 2023
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Their child is six days old, and nameless.
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FREEDMAN: What it really comes down to is that I attempt to help the people over here – the soldiers, the officers, even the other doctors – make sense of a senseless situation.
REPORTER: Do you feel that war is always senseless?
FREEDMAN: I do. Always.
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Previously unseen footage from a reel that was misplaced after Clete Robert’s visit to the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital in Korea, 1951.
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Hawkeye is quiet for a minute, then he shifts and closes his book, reaching behind himself to plump up his meager pillow as best he can. It’s such an unthinking, homey gesture that it makes Sidney’s heart ache a little as he looks at him, lets himself dwell in a miasma of nonspecific thoughts about the fact that he’s never had the opportunity – the pleasure – of seeing Hawkeye in anything like his natural state, his native environment, not really.
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Or: One late, cold night, Hawkeye and Sidney find themselves alone in the Swamp.
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opposites at birth by Canon_Is_Relative for iamianweareme
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
21 Jul 2023
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“Dean,” Sam calls, pitching his voice to carry through the empty and echoing spaces between the buildings. Just like Dad taught him, one of his earliest lessons, even back before he ever put a gun into Sam’s nine-year-old hands. If his little brother is anywhere in Cold Oak, he’s gonna hear the sound of Sam’s voice. “Dean!”
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Written for Summergen 2023 for an age swap prompt.
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“Hey, Hawk?”
“Still right where you left me, Beej.”
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Dialogue-only episode tag for ‘Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler.’ Hawkeye and BJ, awake in the middle of the night, talking about everything and nothing.