Calvervtutrp
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“Loneliness, depression, boredom— the motives behind the wildest of crimes,” his friend used to say.
This friend has seen some horrific, losing-faith-in-humanity type of cases in her career as a criminal defense attorney, so she must know a whole deal about why people break the law in violent ways.
Zhongli wants to kill, but he doesn’t belong to any of the categories.
Zhongli is a broke antique collector who refuses to sell any of his antiques and instead decides to fake his death and frame his ex-husband for murder.
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“The problem, doctor, is that I can’t get it up. The guy down there has a mind of his own, unless it’s a life-threatening situation-” Tartaglia makes a crude gesture to illustrate his point
“Sir, I believe this wasn’t what you informed the receptionist,” says Zhongli flatly. “It says you’re here for wound dressing.”
“Oh yeah, yeah, sorry,” Tartaglia says, tone non-apologetic. “Your face reminded me of other pressing issues.” His smile goes up a few notches.
While trying to unravel the mystery behind a millennia-old Harbinger with a stab wound, Dr. Zhongli gets the attention of a very persistent stalker.
(For TartaLi week round 2 - Day 6: wounds)
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Wednesday was one of the good days, Zhongli would disappear— probably to give his weekly report to the officers he sucked dick for. Ajax could imagine his notes.
Nikolai pissed himself less this week and didn’t cry as much during open-fire training. 13 out of 56 recruits could now recite and write the Fatui pledge. Ajax walked past Her Majesty’s freakish statue and didn’t pray.
In the military, Ajax fights and befriends a boy more lonely than he is.
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Childe cups his jaw, runs the edge of his thumb into Zhongli’s lips. “What do you want?”
The amber in his eyes is impossibly tender. A heated shiver licks Childe’s spine.
“I want you to kiss me,” Zhongli whispers, leaning down so their mouths are scant apart.
Stolen moments from the life of an unlikely family: a former God, a Harbinger, and their half-human, half-dragon kids.
(Written for TartaLi month -
Day 13: Lovechild
Day 24: Promises and Contracts) -
The God I Was Sent to Kill Is My Sugar Baby? by Calvervtutrp
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
01 May 2022
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Under the recommendation of his therapist, Childe takes a creative approach to process what happened in Liyue.
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Childe writes a fanfiction of his disastrous love life with mixed results.