CRINGEJUM
Fandoms
- Dream SMP (12)
- 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series (1)
- Origins SMP (1)
- Hermitcraft SMP (1)
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a pair of aces and eights by CRINGEJUM, ihatemyson
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
19 Nov 2023
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“Triple-Seven.”
Grian looks up. The silence seems to go on forever. “Yes.”
His superior leans forward, a rare and amused glint in his eyes. “Let’s make it public knowledge that Triple-Seven has left the Watchers. And it wasn’t a happy break-up.”
Grian takes off his hood, then his face mask. “So, what you’re saying is…”
“Let’s put you undercover Triple-Seven. And make it convincing.”
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Or: Scar, a notorious villain, is still no closer to being caught. Grian is sent to go undercover. -
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A human lies in this alien's arms.
A human person, with two legs and two arms and hair on their head.
The human gets set down in the middle of the room, and his ringmaster retreats, turning their non-face towards Techno before they leave.
The door closes. The hallway light turns off. Techno blinks.
Stumbling, he quickly crawls over to the human body. His hand finds chest and wrist, looking for signs of life.
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The sleepy town of Gravity Falls is probably the strangest place Tubbo has gone to in his life.
It started with their summer vacation - his and his twin's parents being much too worried about them losing their childhood on their game consoles and phones, decided to send Tommy and Tubbo to their weird cousin's shack in the middle of nowhere, somewhere in Oregon.
Their cousin is, well, weird.
The day they arrived, Quackity was asleep on the front porch of his tourist trap, 'Las Nevadas'. It took Tubbo and Tommy an awkward amount of time to wake him up.
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(Gravity Falls AU! There's no need to have watched the show beforehand) -
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"Sorry, Tommy."
Blue eyes look up at him like he's a stranger. Tubbo plays the part.
"I hereby exile TommyInnit from L'manburg."
He hears protest. He doesn't know who it comes from. All he hears is a sickly sweet voice--"Just like your predecessor, eh?"
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Tubbo is haunted by the past presidents. -
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Stepping back behind the crates, he grips his dagger with both hands--one by the hilt, and one by the wooden sheath. He pictures the spirit in his head, tall, friendly, translucent, and as he pulls off the sheath, the blade shines in a faint blue light.
"Hi, Tommy."
Tommy jumps and looks up. He's still not used to it.
On one of the crates is the spirit, joyfully swinging his legs back and forth. The yellow sweater is pulled over his hands and his smile is so big, his eyes are almost completely closed. "Since when were we on a boat?"
Tommy can admit that he feels quite overwhelmed, faced with the spirit. There's just nothing in textbooks about this one, nothing to read up on that can help him with this experience. He's the first one, after all, and he has no idea what the spirit is capable of.
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(Or: Even in a Magical Alternative Universe, Tommy manages to get exiled. Maybe it's not entirely his fault. At all.)
Recent bookmarks
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will the curse be reversed if you say it backwards by Odaigahara for definitelynotaroughdraft (definitelynotshouting)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
19 Oct 2023
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The bassbeat drowned out conscious thought, and it took language with it. Grian couldn’t tell what people were saying. He could watch them, watch the colors play across cheeks and irises and the curves of strangers’ ears, their earrings, their weapons, but he couldn’t understand them. He was getting overwhelmed, and that was a bad thing. He’d worked too hard to get overwhelmed at concerts anymore.
The Watcher was up in the rafters, huddled in a corner above the sweeping lights. Grian could see him if he squinted, a darker speck of shadow in the dazzled-out gray of the venue’s high roof, but no one else would be looking. They’d go about their concert and the rest of their nights like nothing had happened, the side effects safely dispersed over a crowd of three thousand, and the Watcher would come out healthier. His cheeks would fill out a little.
He’d look more like Grian, and Grian--
Grian would look more like him.
Series
- Part 20 of mcyt fic my beloved
Bookmarked by CRINGEJUM
30 Oct 2023
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Echoes of Death by Drabbles_Of_Writing
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Secret Life SMP - Fandom
25 Oct 2023
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“If I curse people with my absence,” Jimmy continued anyway, baring a tooth not nearly as sharp as Grian’s, “then you curse them with your presence.”
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At the end of Secret Life's first session, two lonesome friends get to talking about their curses. Which is pretty difficult when one of them would rather tear the world apart than admit to having one.
Bookmarked by CRINGEJUM
30 Oct 2023
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You Say You Feel Hollow (and you know it's 'cause you are) by writing_and_worrying
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
05 May 2023
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Pearl knew from the moment she saw him that he wasn't the real Grian. She saw it in his strange purple eyes and cold-to-the-touch skin. She knew he was something else, of a higher power, and that her Grian was long gone, decaying into code somewhere.
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Five times Grian doesn't understand why everyone is upset, and one time he does.
Series
- Part 1 of Watching and Listening - Oneshots
Bookmarked by CRINGEJUM
25 May 2023
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The sensation of deja vu stuck to Grian like glue. He didn't even want to know what it meant, the visceral reaction to seeing Scar was enough. He'd never met someone that got his heart beating double time before the man had so much as opened his mouth.
It was weird to experience heart-break at first sight.
or: a hesitant look into shore!grian’s head
Series
- Part 2 of reach me out here
Bookmarked by CRINGEJUM
24 Apr 2023
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Cleo reappears in the mirror, this time holding a small golden crown. It’s circular, elegant, streamlined. Less of a focus on jewels and more about the curve of the metal. When she places it on his head and starts pinning it into place, it nestles into the strands of his hair like it’s coming home. “The damn treaty, where we send someone off to enemy territory–”
Cub coughs, unseen. “Not enemies anymore.”
“–to get married to a man he’s never met!”
Scar’s stomach twists.
(or, the scarian arranged marriage fic that blossomed from a "quick one shot guys this is fine" to a 16k monster. You're welcome.)
Series
- Part 6 of strange fascinations!
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