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  1. The Red System by

    Fandom: Deadpool - All Media Types

    21 Jan 2024

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  2. Self-Indulgent LGBTQA Fics by

    Fandom: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types

    23 Jul 2023

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    Just a series of unrelated self-indulgent fics because I'm here, I'm queer, and I'm kind of weird.

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  3. Fics based on prompts from IIB? by

    Fandom: Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)

    22 Jul 2023

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    Just a series of unrelated stories inspired by various prompts in the Isn't It Bromantic? (18 ) discord server.

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  4. Inspired by anime (with many artistic liberties) by

    Fandom: Deadpool - All Media Types, Death Parade (Anime), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), 殺戮の天使 | Satsuriku no Tenshi | Angels of Death (Anime)

    31 Jul 2023

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    Just a series of unrelated fics inspired by my favorite anime/manga.

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    then out of nowhere, somebody comes and hits you with an ooh la la la, ooh la la la, ooh la la la, ooh by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    17 Jun 2023

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    A man with spider-themed superpowers accidentally breaks into Wade's apartment.

    Or, that fic in which Wade shoots at a shadow, makes a twink some pancakes, attempts to read several scientific papers, orders a dozen bagels and winds up with fourteen, is accused of smoking too much weed, falsifies medical documents, eats churros in Central Park, sings opera, encounters a dead-end, pretends he's filming a movie about ninjas and wizards, and—somewhere along the way—meets the love of his life.

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    13 Aug 2023

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    The Time Matt Brought Home a Cat (And Foggy Won't Let Him Keep It) by

    Fandoms: Daredevil (TV)  

    20 Jul 2023

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    Matt finds an injured, blind cat near some dumpsters and makes a deal with God to take it home and nurse it back to health. However, Matt has a soft spot for hopeless causes and ends up falling in love with the thing and Foggy is less than enthused.

    (some mattfoggy domestic differences a sprinkle of hurt/comfort)

    can be read as a standalone

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    01 Aug 2023

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    Almonds by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    30 Jul 2023

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    The story inspires Karen to ask, “Alright, what’s one food you will never, ever eat again?”

    She thought it would be fun. And it is.

    It’s fun when she shares the story of the time she bit into a raspberry and heard something crunch, spitting out a mangled ladybug, and ever since then she refuses to eat raspberries or anything raspberry flavoured.

    It’s fun when Foggy tells the story of when he was a teenager and he ate way too much kugel too quickly after breaking his Yom Kippur fast and threw up in the shul bathroom, and now eating kugel reminds him of that experience.

    “Almonds,” says Matt, “Because of the time Stick poisoned me.” Like he’s discussing the weather. Like that’s a normal fucking thing to say.

    It’s not fun, then. Nothing has ever been less fun.

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    01 Aug 2023

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    that’s what friends do by

    Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel  

    23 Feb 2022

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    Matt presses closer to him to avoid a dog walker, “Since when have you been their biggest fan? The first time I told you we worked together you warned me against becoming buddy-buddy with a couple of crazy people.”

    “No, no, don’t do that. Quote me directly. I said: ‘Matt, are you sure you want to start teaming up with a couple of crazy people that run around beating other people up at night in red fetish gear?’. Clearly sarcastic. As you are also that crazy person.”

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    27 Jul 2023

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    The Shattering of Altea by

    Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender  

    25 Apr 2019

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    Altea is a world of dragons, magic, and, until recently, war.

    It's also entirely fictional.

    When Lance put on his VR headset, he fully expected everything he experienced from that point on to be false.

    But his feelings for the kill-stealing jerk in red armor couldn't be more real.

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    24 Jul 2023

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