ByeBiPlatypi
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In which there is mutual laundry folding (or a serious lack thereof), MI5 were apparently huge killjoys, Merlin is a master negotiator, and Arthur had a deprived childhood.
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Percy was not a morning person. He wasn't one of those people who were incoherent until noon or who needed ten cups of coffee in order to function like a normal person. But he was, most definitely, not at his best in the morning.
However.
Oliver WAS a morning person.
It was something Percy considered to be an extremely unfortunate personality flaw.
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- Part 2 of Trousers of Time
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Percy scowled at him. "Just because your mother and that lot of second-year girls in your fan club told you so, doesn’t make it true, Oliver."
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- Part 1 of Trousers of Time
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Confessions Between Friends by cleverboot (ByeBiPlatypi)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Aug 2011
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"When I say, ‘Lily Evans finally agreed to go out with me!’ the normal response from one’s best mate, one would expect, should be ‘Congratulations!’ But, no, instead of that, what I get, with no warning or work-up to it at all I might add, is, ‘I’m a poof’. I mean, couldn’t you have just told me over breakfast or something?"
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- Part 1 of Friends 'verse
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Trousers of Time by ByeBiPlatypi, cleverboot (ByeBiPlatypi)
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Nov 2013
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Call Your Bluff by RazzAppleMagic
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
13 Nov 2024
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Val may be a fucking monster, but he’s a monster that Angel knows. He’s a monster that Angel understands. Angel isn’t stupid; he made the choice to sign with Valentino because he was the only overlord that made sense for Angel’s lifestyle — for what Angel wanted out of Hell.
But now you’re tellin’ him that his soul is owed to some random fucking jackass who swindled Val in a game of cards? How can that be fair? How can that be something that’s just allowed to happen?
(In which, Angel's contract is acquired by a new overlord — Hell's very own Gambling Demon, and they both get more from the relationship than either of them bargained for.)
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29 Oct 2024
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Homelander overhears Mother’s Milk calling Hughie Williams canary. He doesn’t know what that means but it’s enough to make stealing him worth it.
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When an easy mission gets turned on its head they enlist the help from an...unconventional source. Did it help in the moment? Yes, yes it did. Are they now stranded in an alternate dimension? Yes, yes they are. How the fuck are they gonna get outta this one?
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Hughie and A-Train are transported to an alternate dimension
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16 Aug 2024
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He might be a child in age but he wasn’t one in the eyes of the Atreides - and even less, in those of the Bene Gesserit. His mother had created him for that purpose and, Paul was starting to think, with bitterness - for that purpose alone.
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20 Apr 2024
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I Learned The Voices Died With Me by FoxgloveInSpace
Fandoms: Dune (2021), Dune - All Media Types, Dune Series - Frank Herbert
09 Jun 2024
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He could still feel sand beneath his finger nails, and despite the fact that he had many dreams come true, none had felt so real, and to have dreams within his dreams was unheard of.
He flipped his hands over, resting his palms against his knees, his real skin and flesh knees, warm beneath his hands and slid his eyes shut. He took a deep breath, kept taking them until they didn’t shake him to his core, let himself get lost in the rhythm.
When he opened his eyes again, he was still in his room, and nothing had changed. It was early, early enough that even the kitchen servants would just be waking up.
He was so much colder than he had been in years.
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After a year of being the Padishah Emperor, Paul Atreides wakes up as a seventeen year old again. He doesn't know how he got there, but he's willing to do anything too keep his father from going back to Arrakis, even if that anything is a plan that he had thought of years ago and never thought would come to fruition.
Note: if all your gonna comment on my fic is that you liked bald Feyd and are upset I didn’t have him that way/upset about who I wanted to play him originally: DONT FUCKING COMMENT the fic isnt being written anymore STOP.
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- Part 2 of Dune Fics
- Part 1 of I Learned The Voices Died With Me (au)
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23 Mar 2024