BurglarFerret
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Its The Thought That Counts-13 Gifts for 13 Dwarves by BurglarFerret
Fandoms: The Hobbit-Movie
19 Oct 2019
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Written for a prompt on the kink_meme
The company has rested after their lives hung in the balance for the umpteenth time. Dwarves, ever caring of each other, are really somber after everything they go through.
Bilbo decides to either obtain or create a gift for all of them. And it seems such a small gift to do. Either a comb for hair, or beads for braids, or new platings of armor. Bilbo is just worried that his gift won't be too functional.
He doesn't realize that his gifts and the method he delivered them are the most meaningful in Dwarven culture. IT IS NOT COURTING, but it is something usually meant for immediate family. It means you respect them, adore them, love them, and will die for them because they are a part of you. Of course, the group is taken aback, shocked that their burglar would feel so much for them. Emotional, happy, whatever reaction you want.
When Gandalf takes Bilbo aside to inform him of what he has done and conveyed, Bilbo becomes happy, for now he knows he made the perfect gift. -
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So its time for another round of crazy fic goodness. This time, its Dwalin's turn to get a lady friend. If it turns out to be anything like my last one (Bofur and Summer) I'll be writing long after Desolation comes out. Hope you all enjoy!
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In which Bofur is a knight in shining armor, of sorts. Warning-its fairly long, and rather fluffy in parts. Also, an Original Female Character (human in this case) is present so if those are not to your liking, you may not want to read. Warnings-men being jerks, lewdness, mention of non-con.
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a cowboy and a goth meet in a bar by Shanedan (shanedan)
Fandoms: Overwatch (Video Game)
05 Nov 2023
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He looks so gorgeous that Cole’s a little sweaty about it.
He’s standing against the bar in the back, silhouetted by strobing lights that break his fluid movement down into frames. There’s a ghost of a smile on his serious face, something that makes him seem almost approachable. His earrings, long silver beads with crosses at the end, reflect hypnotically. Cole can almost feel them brushing against his cheek, as if the man was leaning over Cole to whisper in his ear.
Cole’s eyes dip lower. Lord above, it’s like he’s wearing nothing. The fishnet crop top he’s in shows every intricate detail of his blue tattoo, his chiseled shoulders, the gentle swell of his chest. Cole’s mouth runs dry when he sees dark brown nipples with glinting piercings.
“I might be dying,” Cole croaks when his gaze dips lower to see a truly stupendous ass shoved in the most disrespectfully tight leather jeans.
“Huh?” Fareeha says. She follows his gaze. “Oh no. Uh-uh. Goth men always end up breaking your heart and I’m tired of listening to your shitty country music while you sob about it. Besides,” she takes a sip of her drink and quirks her brows. “Out of your league. 100%.”
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04 Nov 2023
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What if… Dr Strange Found a Different Kind of Dark Magic? by GlitterSkullFairy
Fandoms: What If...? (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Oct 2021
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Stephen Strange is looking for power, but in this universe he finds a book that shows him the way to get it is through sex magic.
AKA Dr Strange training himself up to take all the tentacles. And then taking all the tentacles.
Because for some reason I felt the need to turn that whole monster-absorbing sequence into porn.
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- Part 3 of Multishipfest
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23 Sep 2023
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Five Things Sam Wilson Can’t Stand About Bucky Barnes (For Real) by GodsUpturningInkpots
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
30 Mar 2021
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There’s always that one guy who just gets under your skin.
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- Part 2 of These Five Things
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20 Aug 2023
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Five Things Bucky Barnes Really Hates About Sam Wilson (No, Seriously) by GodsUpturningInkpots
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
22 May 2016
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Some people just get on your nerves.
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- Part 1 of These Five Things
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20 Aug 2023
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Cole and Hanzo try to fetch a plant from Niran’s lab. Cole finds the wrong one first.
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Written for Yeehan Week 2023 for the prompt “plants”
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- Part 3 of Yeehan Week 2023
Bookmarked by BurglarFerret
10 Jul 2023