Bootysucker2000
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Children of El-ahrairah fail to live in unity by Bootysucker2000
Fandoms: Watership Down - Richard Adams, Watership Down (Cartoon 2018)
09 Dec 2024
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a bit of a twist on the famous scene in which Hazel leads the dog to the invaded rabbit warren
SPOILER! gore-y as hell, please don't skip the tags.
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curly isn't in his right mind after surviving the crash, jimmy supports this theory
haha! mouth washing Drabble! I apologise for mischaracterising any of the characters. if I got anything inaccurate please let me know
(I hate no conception on how spaceships work, they don't teach us this in school)
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I know what I am, and I know of what is my mother — I know that I am made of muscle and flesh and she is not — she is of metal and wires and tubes of electricity that are a mimicry of true organisms that thrive off the earth — my mother does not thrive off the earth. She tramples it with heavy metal feet, but there is no malice behind it. No carelessness and anger. Simply purity and the need to protect and care.
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Raison D’être by Bootysucker2000
Fandoms: Guts & Blackpowder (Roblox), Roblox (Video Game)
12 May 2024
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An self-centred, egotistical, incredibly stupid French surgeon (with a name that is very obviously not French) reminisces on memories of his life (the important ones anyways) before his eventual death.
pretty much just an excuse to gather up all these short snippets I've written and jam them into one fic. there's not a lot, that because the others made me feel annoyed at their lack of fluent storytelling
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awww look at those Blackrock children playing in the snow! by Bootysucker2000
Fandoms: PHIGHTING! (Roblox)
15 Apr 2024
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phighting! but its 21 or less years in the past by Bootysucker2000
Fandom: PHIGHTING! (Roblox)
15 Apr 2024
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Dean wasn’t sure why he was even scrolling through Craigslist. Especially not the casual encounters section. It was four days before Thanksgiving. Not like he was gonna try and hook up with someone before that shitstorm. After, sure, but not before.
He kept scrolling, though, not clicking anything until a title caught his eye.
Alone on Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad? I am a 28 year old male felon who has no degree, but has studied enough theologies of the world, behavioral psychology, and philosophy to set your whole family’s teeth on edge—no matter which way they lean, politically, religiously or in terms of neuroses. I drive a van the same age as me that’s got a mural on the side of an angel holding an orgy. I can play between the ages of 20-30 depending on whether I shave. I live off an inheritance, and sell weed on the side. If you’d like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship (monogamous or polyamorous, whichever sounds most like it would freak out su familia) with you (and/or others), to torment your family, I’m game...
(Stand alone AU, based on a prompt)
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- Part 11 of Ana's AU's
- Part 1 of MadAtYourDad
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Bookmarked by Bootysucker2000
13 Dec 2024
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The cold is worse, bad enough that their comfortable moss insulation and leaf doorway don’t keep it out, and despite his thick winter coat, Dean is freezing. On the other side of the nest, Cas is curled into a tight ball, his tail flipped over his nose like a blanket. Dean wonders if he’s cold too.
It’s dark inside their nest, almost pitch black with how the maple leaves block out the starlight. Cas is nothing but a lump, but Dean bets that if they were lumps together, they’d be warmer. It’s not gay if they’re huddling for warmth, right? It should also be taken into account that they’re squirrels, and he’s pretty sure it’s not gay if they’re squirrels, either.
Dean is suffering because he’d insisted that they be two squirrels sleeping on opposite sides of the nest, five inches apart because they’re not gay.
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- Part 3 of 2023 Drabble Raffle
Bookmarked by Bootysucker2000
07 Dec 2024
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Different DHMIS stories that explore all the fun possibilities of Yellow Guy having batteries.
Centered around the main three, but Yellow-centric.
They aren’t continuous/don’t take place in the exact same universe, but then again, this is DHMIS so. Make of it what you will.
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Bookmarked by Bootysucker2000
02 Dec 2024
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“Stop taking your frustrations out on me,” Sam snaps a good five days and nine hundred miles later. “It’s not my fault Cas doesn’t think the sun shines out of your ass anymore.”
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Bookmarked by Bootysucker2000
30 Nov 2024
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Bookmarked by Bootysucker2000
01 Dec 2024