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Alright so, the usual techniques clearly aren’t working. Being nice, being funny, being flirty. Oscar is clearly a pro, and so Charles needs to start using pro tactics.
“Didn’t realize it was whore Wednesday,” Max deadpans, as Charles wanders into the shop that morning.
“Good morning to you too,” Charles says, ignoring his statement. “How are you? I’m great, thanks for asking.”
“No, no, I agree with Max. That shirt demands our immediate and undivided attention, no time for chit chat,” Lando says, appearing over the counter. “Like could you physically undo any more buttons.”
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18 Dec 2024
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“Everything okay?” Hen asks him when he reascends the stairs, plopping back down on his seat at the table next to Eddie.
Buck puts his head in his hands. “My mother is pimping me out to the women of Los Angeles.”
Chimney snort-coughs whatever’s in the mug he’s been sipping from.
“Come again?”
After another relationship blows up in his face, Buck does himself the generous favor of taking a vow of relationship-celibacy for the greater good of humanity. Then his parents skip back into town with a vengeance, his mother starts meddling in his love life, and Buck elects to find a fake girlfriend to get them off of his case. He's also in love with his best friend, but that's a minor detail.
Meanwhile, Eddie is losing his mind for completely separate reasons. Obviously.
Bookmarked by Blank_anonStarlight
18 Dec 2024
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(Fail Compilation) MAN DEFEATED woman PWNS him EPIC [Original Audio] club mix 10 HRS VER by deadchannelradio
Fandoms: DCU (Comics)
20 Jan 2024
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Cass:
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dick. midnighter says to tell you he is allergic to me 👍
Most people are allergic to having their ass beat yeah
Bookmarked by Blank_anonStarlight
11 Dec 2024
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“It’s fine, Jason,” Dick says. “Chill out. I’m a grown adult, it’s not like Slade’s bothering a teenager anymore. It’s enrichment for me. I get a little shot of adrenaline and a bug treasure hunt. Sometimes he even makes me coffee.”
“And you drink it?”
“Well, yeah. It’s my fucking coffee, I’m not going to waste it.”
“I’m going to kill him,” Jason decides aloud. “Next time I see that man, I’m gonna kill him.”
“No, Jason, do not,” Dick says in the same tone Jason uses to tell his dog not to chew on his boots.
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- Part 1 of priusverse
Bookmarked by Blank_anonStarlight
11 Dec 2024
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soft animal bodies by deadchannelradio
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Nightwing (Comics)
09 Feb 2023
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Bookmarked by Blank_anonStarlight
11 Dec 2024