Blackbeyond
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- Kingsman (Movies) (36)
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Harry and Eggsy attend the Hart Family Reunion. They're the two top spies at Kingsman, they should be able to handle dealing with Harry's family for a few hours. It'll be a breeze!
Spoiler: It is not, in fact, a breeze.
aka the fic where Eggsy looks fine as hell, Harry needs more whiskey, and Cordelia Hart is having the time of her life.
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When Eggsy gets a letter in the mail, he doesn’t expect it to change his life. After a particularly rough introduction into the Wizarding World, Eggsy finds his world thrown upside down when he meets Roxy, Charlie, and (of course) Harry. There's the typical struggles of trying to fit in in a brand new world as a naive and inexperienced eleven-year-old, not to mention his crush on Roxy's cousin, Harry. No, seriously, don’t mention it.
Eggsy’s pretty sure he can survive the next seven years, especially since he knows he has all the support in the world from his friends and family. He can do big things, maybe change the world. But first, Potions homework.
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i'd like to make you mine (you can call me up and have a date any old time) by Blackbeyond for
Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
03 Jun 2017
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Georgi is the one to give him the number.
“Here, Viktor,” he’d said awkwardly one day after a long practice, shoving a piece of paper into Viktor’s hand. “You look like you need this.”
Viktor had looked down slowly at his hand and recognized that it was phone number but-
“I don’t think I need a sex line.”
“NO!” Georgi yelped in surprise, “god no, Viktor. It’s not- it’s not a sex line! It’s a support line.”
“Support line,” Viktor repeated. “A support line for what?”
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Victor Nikiforov is the most decorated chef in the world.
Yuuri is a YouTuber who happens to cook his recipes.
There's only so much Victor can resist when there's a cute, Japanese boy complimenting him and correcting him and saying he'd be an amazing teacher.
What else is he supposed to do but teach him?
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Shitty doesn't know, oh.
Shitty doesn't know-oh.
So don't tell Shitty!
Shitty doesn't know,
Shitty doesn't know.
SO DON'T TELL SHITTY!Or the AU where Bitty and Shitty are related.
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Giveaway Fics by Blackbeyond
Fandom: Kingsman (Movies), Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015), The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
19 Aug 2016
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Think of the Children by Blackbeyond, deerstalker221B, marteenysqueeman
Fandom: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
29 Dec 2015
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They had somehow got it in their heads that they would be in some sort of free for all battle. They were also competitive, and seemed to always have it out for him as one of the top of the class, so their declarations of their intent to be the one to "take him out" were routine. He's used to it.
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Many people want the hottest boy in school, but Todoroki is oblivious to all romantic advances, and Midoriya is the best friend sentry that no one saw coming as competition.
AKA silly fluffy crack, and Shoto dating Izuku without realizing it
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- Part 3 of Tododeku
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- 4/4
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20 Dec 2024
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Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right by lashworthe
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
17 Oct 2022
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When Shen Yuan has to step in and take over his brother's guild leader character in the popular MMO, Proud Immortal Demon Way, he's certain it will be easy enough. All he has to do is pretend to be Shen Jiu and make it through judging the Immortal Alliance Conference, easy!
But then the War God peak leader gets hit with a curse and, well, maybe just a little OOC behavior is fine. What’s the worst that could happen?
Complete.
Written for Liushen Week 2022
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- Part 1 of Into the PIDW Gamerverse
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02 Dec 2024
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Мои фики по системе и не только by Anonymous
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jul 2024
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30 Nov 2024
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The Guardian Ghost and the Bookish Fairy by NeonGhostCat
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Oct 2022
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Liu Qingge survives his qi deviation… in the form of a ghost. Having nothing better to do and no desire to be exorcised, he follows after Shen Qingqiu and decides to haunt him for the hell of it.
It doesn't take him long to realize that not only is this not the Shen Qingqiu he knew, but there is more going on. And apparently Shang Qinghua is involved too? Ah! He understands now — they're immortal fairies given the mission to thwart a dark prophecy of the sect's collapse. Well. He can help with that. And how better than to protect the bookish fairy that's taken his old foe's place?
There are no ulterior motives. Why think such foolish things???
TL;DR: What happens if SY transmigrates just a little too late?
Story marked "Chooses Not To Warn" purely because LQG becomes a ghost in the first scene and I didn't want to agonize over whether that required a MCD warning or not. If it does to you, this is your heads up! No other archive warnings are necessary.
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26 Nov 2024
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Ill-Gotten Gains by ghostmaybite
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
13 Dec 2024
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When his father and Tomura start planning the USJ attack, Izuku makes a plan of his own. It’s simple, only four steps:
1. Steal Eraserhead’s quirk
2. Use it to kill All for One
3. Give Erasure back, hopefully
4. Go to jail, probablyHe’s prepared for the plan to fail at any time, but surprisingly, it’s not until step 4 that things fall through.
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- Part 1 of THE HONOR OF THIEVES
- Language:
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- Chapters:
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01 Nov 2024