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    It’s a well known fact that sometimes people get transferred, not because of their unique skill but because of their secondary gender.

     

    It isn’t good. Most people aren’t going to be doing that nowadays, since the world has moved on past 18-hour work days in factories so full of Type As that it caused time and energy expensive gender flips. It’s an old, outdated practice that is steadily growing out-of-fashion.

     

    Apparently no one told that to Elias Bouchard, though. Mr. Elias Douche-ard, who decided that Martin should be transferred as a living perfume bottle.

     

    He said yes, obviously. He’s not in the habit of saying ‘No, fuck you,’ to people who control his paycheck. And the raise he got was…

     

    Listen, Martin Blackwood has ideals. He also has bills to pay and a nursing home to fund. He’s not exactly picky about where his raises and bonuses come from.

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  2. Rec 70

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    inspired by Bit_Not_Good"s cattle series

    Among all of the alterations made, the one that really draws Jon"s eye is surprisingly mundane.

    He keeps looking at the ear tag.

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    02 Jan 2022

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    Excellent stuff

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    Then a man walks past him, he looks at him, and a swooping sensation in his gut says yes. It isn’t the vampire part of him. He’s just… really pretty. Really Martin’s type. Short and small, neat and well put together, tired and professional, with perfect posture and a quick, impatient stride. He looks like he works in an office. He looks about a decade older than Martin. He looks important, and dignified, and hot. In that very particular way that Martin’s always been into. 

    Not that… not that attractiveness should have anything to do with picking a meal. Oh, it sounds bad to call people meals. Victims? Even worse. 

    Martin should in fact not pick this man, specifically because of how attracted he is to him. It would be the responsible thing to do. 

    Except he’s already following him. And he’s hungry. 

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    Right out of university Jon"s run out of time to run from the Web. The only way he knows to escape one domain is to give yourself to another, and he"s always been good at being alone.

    He really wasn"t imagining the Lukas family would take him in at all, let alone arrange him to marry some smarmy ass named Peter Lukas.

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    14 Aug 2021

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    Excellent read. Such a delight.

  5. Rec 31

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    Martin gets lonely. (Post-106.)

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    "I could sacrifice you to my god, out on the water, sure, but Elias gets touchy about that sort of thing. No, someone like you? I"d much rather you joined us. "Course, it isn"t just signing a contract." He traces a finger around the rim of his mug. "We"re a family."

    "So I"d be your little brother?" says Martin dubiously. He only has one couch, sits alongside Peter, turned a little towards him, trying not to think too much on how strange everything about this situation is. About how his heart is suddenly beating faster, loud in his ears.

    "Oh, no," says Peter, quite calmly. "My husband."

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    20 Jun 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    like. fucked up super fucked up and i"m very into it