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  1. Public Bookmark 80

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    When the fates of two people are so strongly entwined that not even death can keep them apart, what does that mean for the man who now travels with a massive, three-headed zombie by his side?

    John "Soap" MacTavish is the lone survivor of Task Force 141. He never expected to find his lieutenant Simon "Ghost" Riley again after being separated years ago in the thick of battle. Even though Ghost is far from what he once knew, nothing can keep him from finding comfort in his presence once again.

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    22 Dec 2024

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    The last thing Tim remembered was red stained sand. His hands pressed into Pru’s neck, blood spilling through his fingers—in Iraq.

    He wasn’t in Iraq anymore. 

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    Or, Tim wakes up in a Gotham where he never existed.

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    22 Dec 2024

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    Tim gets de-aged, and tells absolutely no one.

    He also, in no particular order, gets therapy, does a lot of crime, channels his inner cyberbully, steals another Batmobile, moves to Metropolis (temporarily), causes an Arkham breakout, gets kidnapped, kidnaps someone else, and accidentally becomes a supervillain somewhere along the way.

    Parental supervision is for losers.

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    19 Dec 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 71

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    “That one with the leather and the hair, he’s getting cast for sure.”
    “Oh, yeah. Doesn’t even matter if you can actually bake, when you look like that!”
    “He’ll be this year’s Chigs, or Sandro. Everyone’s flavor, you know?”

    When Ed Teach gets cast on The Great British Bake Off, he understands the assignment. Look hot on camera, banter with the judges, bake memorable shit.

    He isn’t there to make trouble. He isn't there to make friends.

    And he certainly isn’t there to fall in love with fellow baker Stede Bonnet.

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    15 Dec 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    In his thirty-two years on earth, Blitzø had struggled to find his ‘purpose’ in life. Or, more accurately, what paid the bills but didn’t require more than a high school diploma? After many setbacks, he finally thinks he's onto a winner. He's gonna start a gym - Immediate Muscle Professionals. With his years of experience, gym equipment he found on Facebook Marketplace and an unbridled enjoyment for making people suffer, what more did he need?

    His first client...

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    10 Nov 2024