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“I want you to collar me.” Jon says in a stiff voice, completely out of the blue one Saturday morning. Martin splutters, splattering some pancake batter on the counter. He curses and wipes it off with a paper towel, seemingly unable to meet Jon’s eyes.
“Uh. Could you repeat that?” he asks shakily.
Jonathan wrinkles his nose, his voice still stilted. “You had asked me to tell you candidly what I want to do with you sexually. I’m telling you that I want you to put a collar on me. Take it or leave it.”
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An illustrated fic!! Jon gets collared! It's a good time all around :)Bookmarked by BigDickHaver
26 Aug 2021
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In another life, Martin Blackwood and Jonathan Sims are happy. (Featuring—but not, strictly speaking—a coffee shop AU.)
It’s not until he’s tucked under the covers at ten in the evening that Martin pulls at the twine holding the mirror’s wrapping.
“It’s just a mirror, Martin,” he chides himself. “Don’t be daft. Imagine what Jon would say if you went to him with this.” That’s if he said anything, and didn’t just look at Martin with the sort of expression usually reserved for subpar tea.
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- Part 1 of Cosyverse
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16 Jun 2021
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How Not to Cheat on your Wife by stipulativeTzigane
Fandoms: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
29 Mar 2021
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Darryl's recount of the events in the forgotten realms. revealing his struggle to understand his feelings about Henry Oak.
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16 May 2021
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He often felt pinned by Henry’s eyes on him. He could brush off the feeling usually, telling himself it was just discomfort at the familiarity Henry took up with everyone he met.
Usually, but not now. Not with a missing kid and a wife who didn’t...who didn’t want...
“Whatever I need?” he breathed out, stomach swooping again.
“Of course, Darryl, anything,” Henry said, and before he could stop himself, Darryl leaned forward and kissed him.
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- Part 2 of Moving Into Focus
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16 May 2021
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Examining Glenn's relationship with his hair from the perspective of people who are not Glenn.
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16 May 2021
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Nureyev wasn’t going to make Juno choose between him and the crew. He couldn’t explain his situation without endangering them, but he also couldn’t just vanish without a trace. If he did, Juno might think he was in trouble and go after him. He might have to make that choice.
The empty room itself was the message Nureyev was leaving behind for him:
I planned this, so don’t follow me. I’m not worth following.
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In which Nureyev cleans his room.
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27 Mar 2021
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the chances of finding ourselves home again by rivershells
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
21 Mar 2021
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(SPOILERS up to the Season 3 finale.)
“What the—Ruby,” Juno says. “This isn’t Io.”
In response, Ruby makes a happy sound: correct.
He’s starting to think Jet’s sense of humor is contagious.
Juno listens to some good advice, picks several fights with a car, and gets a call.
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23 Mar 2021
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He went to Martin's side of the closet and pulled out the golden yellow jumper that he knew to be the softest Martin had.
He pulled it over his head, enjoying the feeling of it against his bare skin, and turned to check the mirror and find out if he looked as ridiculous as he felt. He analyzed the grey hair and scar that peppered his appearance. Was he allowed this? To be soft and pliant after everything?
"God you're adorable," Martin's voice came from behind him.
***Jon and Martin explore kink, act like sappy idiots, and deal with the fallout of un-ending the world.
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07 Mar 2021
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making friends with read receipts by SJ Writes (stubborn_jerk)
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
28 Feb 2021
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Feeling desperation rising in her throat, she amended, “Dearest, I just need to beat Ilkay's record. I’ll beg, if I have to.”
Jet took a sip of his tea. “There is a problem with that.”
“What.”
“I do not know what being enamored looks like and, you know this, I do not do well under pressure.”
Buddy scoffed. “Just pretend I'm the most thrilling car chase scene you've ever watched, darling.”
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04 Mar 2021
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The Carte Blanche Crew enjoy a day of casual crime.
Or, this would be the case if they could get their shit together for once. Shenanigans ensue, Nureyev worries needlessly, and together, they come up with an unnecessarily convoluted solution to their issue.
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06 Jan 2021
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Juno Steel Gets One Year Older (This is A Recurring Occasion) by Myzic
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
25 Dec 2020
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Juno Steel's had a lot of birthdays by now, but at least he's had people he loves to celebrate them with.
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28 Dec 2020
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Say That You'll Hold Me Forever by Immortal_Enby_Archivist
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
19 Dec 2020
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It's a lazy day, and Juno and Nureyev spend it like they do most of the time: together, invading each other's personal space
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19 Dec 2020
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You Lead, I Follow by they_hear_the_music for Blacknovelist
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
20 Jun 2020
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“You came for me,” Jon says behind him. “I didn’t think you would.”
Martin doesn’t waver in the slightest but he suddenly feels twice as tired. “I know.”Bookmarked by BigDickHaver
18 Dec 2020
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Eventually Jon finishes up with the dishes, and comes to join him. “Thank you for breakfast,” he says. “That was… very nice of you. I’ll have to repay the favor sometime.”
“You could repay me by giving me my jumper back,” Martin says lightly, not meaning it in the slightest.
“Hmm, no, I don’t think I will,” Jon replies, and Martin just laughs. Jon leans into his side, and Martin snakes an arm around him, closing his eyes and enjoying the simple comfort of his presence.
He wants this to be forever, he thinks suddenly. He wants to spend every morning like this, wants to never have to leave Jon’s side again, wants to wake up every morning and know with complete certainty that he will not have to face this day alone and that he never will again.
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The world does not end for Martin in The Lonely. In fact, it's rather the opposite.
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15 Dec 2020
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By the time things settled, when Martin had finally managed to crack through his cold shell, feel some of his old self returning to him in bits and pieces, they had found their little routine.
One that had the two of them sleeping in the same bed, making breakfast, going to the mart. Where Jon reached for his wrist while they slept, and Martin luxuriated in the gentle warmth of his fingers.
But not one where Martin reached back. One that had Martin kissing Jon awake or taking his hand over the breakfast table, because ... Martin never had the courage to try. And then it never became a part of the routine.
And Martin desperately wanted it to be.
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Martin and Jon have an important conversation.
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05 Nov 2020
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Ben and Sammy get stuck in the station on their day off.
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04 Nov 2020
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“Emily?” Sammy croaks, squinting up at her as Emily nods. “What –?”
“We fell asleep watching TV,” Emily whispers, gesturing over to Ben, who’s still passed out and drooling on the armchair now instead of Emily’s sweatshirt. “I think you were having a – a nightmare, maybe.”
“Yeah,” Sammy says, pulling himself up into a seated position, rolling his neck around until it makes a cracking noise. Emily winces, but climbs up on the couch next to him. Sammy turns to her, surprised. “You can go back to sleep – I’m sorry, I’ll just go to the guest – I mean, my room.”
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30 Oct 2020
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“Supreme Court legalized same sex marriage this morning, 5-4.”
Ron could tell in an instant that Sammy already knew; something about him crumpled when Ron said it out loud.
God, the guy was – sad about this? Ron’s quiet suspicion about which way Sammy swung was absolutely confirmed – the straight and narrow of King Falls might be all woe is me over the fact that they didn’t have a monopoly on marriage anymore, but no one looked this wrecked if the decision didn’t affect them personally. The question was why this had put Sammy in some sort of drunken stupor.
[Ron, Sammy, and Pride in King Falls.]
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30 Oct 2020
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Jon was very much convinced that Martin was not his soulmate. No one this incompetent, insecure, and insane enough to wear a yellow jumper like that could be Jon Sims’ soulmate.
The last weeks had definitely shown Martin that he and Jon were not soulmates. Martin was sure that his soulmate could never be as much of a dick as Jon was.
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Or: Due to a rocky start Jon and Martin fail to realize that they are soulmates when they first meet. The constant teasing from their co-workers and supernatural entities interfering doesn't make things any easier.- Language:
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18 Oct 2020
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Taako had never cared much about his "soulmate." He'd never made an attempt to write to them, at least, not on purpose. He had been a bit embarrassed when he'd woken up one morning to find a snide remark about a messy shopping list scrawled on his skin in warm red ink. He'd hastily written a short apology and gone on with his day. All of this was true. He didn't really care. At least, not at first.
Magnus had been skeptical of soulmates ever since he'd lost Julia. He'd finished grieving years ago, but he just couldn't find it in him to reach out again. He wasn't even convinced he had a new soulmate until he found a shopping list for something more complex than he could ever cook on his arm. Naturally, he knew something was up. He hadn't expected to hear anything back when he wrote a snarky response. Nevertheless, he felt something deep inside him stir when he noticed the emerald green "hey sorry" on his right arm a few minutes later.
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16 Oct 2020