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we that are true lovers run into strange capers by knoepfchen for anarchisms
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
31 Oct 2020
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The “Partners Weekend” at Merrick Industries was a bit of a joke, and in more ways than one. Who actually had time to spend a long couples weekend with people you worked with? But Joe had slaved away too many hours at his desk to blow off his chance at a promotion just like that. Particularly when all he had to actually do for it was spend a weekend in some manor house in the English countryside with his colleagues.
Which led him to his current predicament: Who of his friends would agree to pose as his spouse for four days – and at one week’s notice?
Double fake-dating AU: Joe asks Quynh to pretend to be his wife for an important work social at Merrick Industries. Andy brings her good friend Nicky under a similar guise. Only of course none of them is actually straight, and of course none of them is willing to admit that.
A dumbasses-to-lovers story.
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22 Sep 2024
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"Please," Nicky whispers again. It is prayer and devotion. Sprawled loose for his love, Nicky is worshipful and worshipped. "Please."
"I know, my heart," Joe replies, just as reverent. "You are doing so well for me."
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23 Jul 2024
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Eye of the Beholder by quincette for mehm
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics)
28 Feb 2022
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He should have said a firm ‘no’ instead of sighing when Joe asked him to take Booker’s recently vacated spot as Mr November in the Old Guard’s Annual Sexy Calendar Shoot.He should have stopped Joe from talking about how the calendar is the Guard’s best-selling merchandise, instead of staring too long at Joe’s dimples.
Nicky should have insisted that he’s a bad model (because honestly, he is; he’s been told he had a charisma of a dementor by The Quibbler), instead of staring at Joe’s hand when it grabbed his wrist as he said: “I’ll be there with you, Nicky and I’ll have your back, just like you’ve got mine on the pitch. We’ll be beautiful together, I promise.” Dio, Joe’s fingers are so beautiful. He is beautiful.
Nicky said yes because Nicky is a weak man. Nicky was also, quite possibly, drunk.
Or, pro quidditch athletes Nicky Genovese and Joe al-Kaysani's (b)romance seen through the lenses of three photoshoots.
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13 Jun 2024
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The Downsides to a Secret Identity by liodain
Fandoms: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Man of Steel (2013), DC Extended Universe
10 May 2018
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Bruce Wayne has taken a shine to Clark Kent, but Clark is more interested in the Bat of Gotham. The Bat, however, has it in for the Superman in a big way. Clark should probably have considered that before falling quite so hard. They're working together to track down some missing Kryptonian weaponry, after all...
Written for the Superbat Reverse Bang 2018!
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05 Apr 2024
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Our story begins in London, not so very long ago, when the spring weather was fine and Yusuf al-Kaysani decided to get himself a dog.
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A TOG/101 Dalmatians fusion, because why not.
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23 Jan 2024