Baphomadz



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  2. Hiveswap (2)
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  1. Summary

    These are the surviving records from the Imperial Star Vessel: Imposition. They recount the tragedy of Heiress Xiphia Rutela’s brash and treasonous dereliction of duties. May they serve as a warning for any foolish enough to follow in her footsteps.

    Well, almost. These are the true records. Not that propaganda they teach in schoolfeeding. Newly recovered from an unassuming relic. This is also a record of those involved in its discovery.

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    On Alternia's seas, gamblignants and orphaners alike have no qualms about taking on slaves. But even trolls in lifelong bondage have tales to tell, and you'll find some of them here.

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    Join a cast of pre-hiveswap trolls on Alternia, exploring relationship, growing together and apart, and going through the ups and downs of living in a fascist, dystopian dictatorship.

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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    A very fat Tauros is the prized Pokemon on the farm, even larger when being cared by a trainer who really loves to spoil them. A FAT POKEMON fanfic, a very huge blob Tauros featured.

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    17 Oct 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 74

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    Lost in the Glimwood Tangle, the the trainer makes a mistake of inadvertently bullying a small pokemon and angering its sire. When the powerful beast thinks that she wants to claim his child, he decides to give her one of his own--whether she wants it or not!

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    19 Sep 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    It's spring, and the body has urges that are hard to satisfy alone. Especially when your husband has been away for two years and you're overwhelmingly horny and there's a hot guy politely flirting with you.

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    17 Jun 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    After their brief respective stints as magic-fuelled villains, Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle have found themselves quite firmly incorporated into the friend group that helped to stop them in the first place- sans the guest from another world, at least.

    Part of their friendship rituals and celebrations involve regular sleepovers, hosted by each girl in turn. During said sleepovers, they talk, they watch movies, they eat snacks...

    ...And this time, one of them cracks a joke about giving Sunset Shimmer a spanking for being such a bratty villain. Very quickly, it turns out to not be a joke at all, and Sunset ends up over the knees of almost every girl at the sleepover! Her poor ass suffers for it, but really, she can't deny that she deserves it.

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    13 May 2024

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    When home no longer feels like home, Chilchuck makes the tough decision to move north to escape memories he'd rather leave behind. Though once largely made up of tall-men, there are towns and cities on the northern continent that have opened their doors to races of all kinds, and that seems like the easiest sort of place to try and make a new life. There's even a branch of a tailoring company Chilchuck admires that might be willing to hire him.

    Except life outside of a strictly half-foot community is hardly as idyllic as it seems. Everything is too large, and too loud, and getting a good job requires things he couldn't get back home. Then an opportunity falls into Chilchuck's lap—an enthusiastic amateur wildlife photographer offers to pay him for his assistance in capturing pictures of the monsters roaming the countryside. It sounds like a lousy job, but unfortunately, the idea is less bruising to his ego than the other options he has.

    There's no telling if this new life will be sustainable. One thing's for certain, though: Chilchuck is lonely, and his eccentric new employer is all too eager to be his friend.

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    15 Apr 2024