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  1. Summary

    Tubbo is a sorcerer in a kingdom that calls the magic running through his veins evil.

    Tommy is the prince of that kingdom.

    Tubbo is Tommy's servant.

    This can only end in tears... right?
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  3. Summary

    Prince Thomas is very, very alone.
    He needs a few friends. And when you live in a palace there's no one better to befriend than its staff.

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  4. Summary

    Scapegoat Wilbur and golden child Tommy run away from home and find themselves in the foster system.

    (Or, I wrote the first story, comments wanted me to write protective Tommy, I said "okay" - made Tommy a very protective little brother and removed 'self-esteem' from Wilbur's vocabulary.)

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    "Wilbur didn't look like a "difficult" child.

    Honestly, he looked like a child struggling to reach his next birthday on his own. In an oversized, faded sweater, with bruises on his forearms, and a still unhealed, split lip, he definitely didn't resemble the little terrorist Phil had carefully guarded all sharp objects from. More like a victim of a natural disaster. As if he had spent hours on the roof escaping a flood, only to be carried away by a tornado.

    But burying the knives was still a good idea. The kid seemed to trip over while making a sandwich."

     

    Or: Phil feel ready to become a foster family.
    Spoiler: He's not ready.

    Less of plot and more of feelings. Also, fuck canon!Dadza! I want Phil to be a good dad!
    (Title from "Ready Now" by Dodie Clark)

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    29 Jul 2024

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    Just spent a whole day reading this on and off. it is SO GOOD man. Just - AHHHH, I want it to live in my heart forever

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    Tommy's at a new foster house, and that means he has to be careful when the full moon comes.

    Meanwhile, Phil just thinks that Tommy's a private person.

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    25 Nov 2023

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    WEREWOLF ANGST

    *NOM*

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    “This is so cool-” The blonde switches to English for the next bit, the Galactian word for gratitude isn’t made for human vocal cords- “Thanks, Dad.”

    Tommy realizes what he’s done in the same second that Phil cocks his head in confusion.

    “What does that mean?”

    Human!Tommy accidentally calls alien!Phil ‘Dad’. Confusion and family fluff ensues.

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    24 Oct 2023

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    Dawwwwwwww

  4. Public Bookmark 43

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    “Pinky promise?”

    Phil doesn’t even hesitate to lock pinkies with Tommy.

    “Those are un-break-able,” Tommy says, sounding out the last word. “You can’t take it back.”

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    24 Oct 2023

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    ASTYDDYFUFUGIOHHJ OH MY DAYS THIS IS A GEM OF A FIC TOT

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    The bell on the door rang as it was pushed open. It was too early for Technoblade’s next appointment, so— without even glancing up— he said, “No walk-ins.”

    The footsteps didn’t stop until they reached the counter. Someone cleared their throat. Technoblade raised his eyes to find a teenager glaring at him over the counter.

    “No walk-ins,” Technoblade repeated, bored.

    “I’m not here for a tattoo.”

    “Well, we don’t do anything else,” Technoblade said dryly. This was the most entertainment he’d gotten all day, save for the long appointment he’d had that morning with Dream, one of his most consistent customers.

    “You need help,” the kid said with conviction.

    Technoblade arched his brow. “I wasn’t aware of that.”

    “Well, you do.”

    Technoblade examined him critically. The kid was tall but clearly young— the kind of customer Technoblade would double-check the ID of. “Are you even old enough to be in here?”

    The kid ignored the question. “You need help around here. And I need an apprenticeship.”

     

    Or, Technoblade is a tattoo artist and Tommy seeks an apprenticeship. The ink of their lives bleed together in unexpected ways.

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    24 Oct 2023

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    AHHHHHHH THIS IS GOOD SOUP TOT, this is soy that tickled a VERY specific part of my brain…