BabygirlTroybarnes
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This is not sustainable.
He cannot keep being so god damn perfect or it’s going to ruin her. It sort of already has, really. Lily Evans is a practical young woman, and having sex dreams about one’s best friend that leave one waking up hot and bothered at 3:32 in the morning is decidedly impractical. Especially when said friend—self-proclaimed early bird—started Mamma Mia! together over facetime at half-past eleven solely because she said she couldn’t sleep, even though he likes to get up early and go on long runs before work. And then she went and fell asleep mid-lyric to Dancing Queen and he sent her a string of text messages and stayed awake long enough to finish the movie, all the while she was passed out on the couch dreaming of his face between her thighs.
Again.
For the third night in a row.
(It would be the eighth, but there was one night she had a stress dream about missing her Eighteenth Century Women’s Lit exam.)
This is not sustainable.
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- Part 1 of the guilty as sin-ematic universe
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23 Dec 2024
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Spider-Man and Deadpool Have a Meet-Cute by AGlassRoseNeverFades
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
11 May 2016
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Spider-Man meets Deadpool for the first time, and realizes there's more to the merc than people have been telling him when he spirals unexpectedly into a panic attack and Deadpool actually stays with him through it. Not only stays, but actually makes Peter...feel better? What the heck?
In which dick jokes and obscure references to rom-coms are made, Wade is a sweetheart, and Peter comes away from their very first meeting already totally smitten.
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- Part 1 of The Adventures of Autistic Spidey and Schizophrenic Wade (Who Fall in Love and Do Other Fun Stuff)
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22 Dec 2024
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we are all meant for softer things (even, especially, you) by meekinheritance
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
21 Feb 2019
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Wade is contracted to kill Spider-man, but after some surveillance he decides the hero is just too chill to kill. Too sweet to defeat. Too squish to extinguish. Too golden boy to destroy. (Etcetera.)
Somehow, instead of blowing up in his face, it avalanches into a tentative friendship filled with crime-fighting, Netflix bingeing, top notch take-out, city-saving, shenanigans, weird alien symbiotes, and personal growth.
Which is pretty much when Wade knows he’s fucked. But like, maybe in the good way, for once?
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- Part 1 of we are soft
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- English
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16 Dec 2024
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scatterbrained and lost in love by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
17 Jan 2022
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“Who flirts with someone when they’re in a committed relationship?”
Wade gapes. Spidey’s in a relationship?
“I’m sorry,” Wade blurts. “I didn’t realize—”
“Whatever,” Spidey interrupts. He takes a step back, standing right on the edge of the roof. “You should’ve told me. It’s not fair to make someone think—” he cuts himself off. Shakes his head. “Whatever,” he repeats.
Or: Spidey overhears one side of a phone call between Wade and his daughter, Ellie. Wade's starting to realize that he probably should've mentioned he had a kid sometime in the last five years.
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- English
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06 Dec 2024
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Normal Frenemy Shit by zerospoons_onlyknives (oprime)
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Comics)
03 Jun 2023
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“Pass me the wontons,” Peter says before taking a long slurping drink through the straw in his soda.
“Nice manners, spider boy.”
“Pass me the wontons… dipshit.”
“Do I get to eat any of this food?”
Peter swivels his torso toward Wade and narrows his eyes again, a look that makes it feel like an elevator is free-falling in Wade’s chest. People are screaming, and lights are flickering, and everyone inside is going to die.
“Pass. Me. The. Wontons. Fucker.”
Wade rolls his eyes in response but hands the grease-spotted bag of wontons over. It’s not like he didn’t buy them with Peter in mind anyway. Wade has been doing shit like that a lot recently. He’s even considering, right now, at this very moment, letting Peter have the last word.
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Peter and Wade eat together (strange). Peter and Wade snipe at each other (normal). Deadpool gets hurt (of course). Spider-man offers an unusual method of pain management (it mostly works).
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04 Dec 2024