Asshole_who_writes_porn
Fandoms
- Shoresy (TV) (2)
- Daredevil (TV) (2)
- The Punisher (TV 2017) (2)
- Spider-Man - All Media Types (2)
- Torchwood (1)
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Frogman by Asshole_who_writes_porn
Fandoms: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare (2024)
07 Dec 2024
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You know that scene on the boat with the obvious sexual tension between Freddy and Lassen? Yeah. That.
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Peter has a hard time controlling his strength when being intimate, causing a celibate streak that upsets not only him, but his fiance, Gwen.
Actually, it upsets her so much that she leaves. Luckily, Matt is here!
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Hurt, then comfort, in that order. Based on the discord's obsession with these two.
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Set directly after the Joker's death, orchestrated by Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn. Just a small thing that I forgot to post.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 416
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 78
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The b'ys get high. Sanger gives Shoresy a chance.
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Frank Castle fuckin people and vice versa by Asshole_who_writes_porn
Fandom: Daredevil (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Punisher (Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Punisher (TV 2017)
28 Nov 2022
- Words:
- 2,276
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 5
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Bedivere's adventures through the verse by Asshole_who_writes_porn, orphan_account
Fandom: Kingsman (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Jul 2021
- Words:
- 5,583
- Works:
- 2
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Inej is back for a visit to Ketterdam, staying in her usual bedroom. Kaz lies, practises scepticism, and imposes on Jesper’s hospitality.
Series
- Part 2 of boil and steam
Bookmarked by Asshole_who_writes_porn
12 Dec 2024
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Sweet to tongue and sound to eye by Veto_power_over_clocks for voices_in_my_head
Fandoms: The Gentlemen (2019)
01 Nov 2020
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It starts with dinner.
(Not true; it started the moment you became aware of each other's existence. You simply want to believe otherwise.)
Bookmarked by Asshole_who_writes_porn
11 Dec 2024
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what’s with this dog motif? by HOWEVERIAM
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
12 Aug 2024
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“What happened here, peanut? You make a deal with Big Retinol? Can I get in on this? I feel like I could use it a little more.”
Seemingly at a loss for words, Logan’s hand moves up to his hair, turning his face from side to side. He blinks, mouth agape.
“What the fuck. Wade, what the fuck. You see this shit too, right?” He grabs at his throat as the words come out, sheathing his claws slowly. “Why do I sound like that?”
“My guess is because you got de-aged, pal. A sorcerer, maybe? You get into any bar brawls with a Mage?”
Bookmarked by Asshole_who_writes_porn
04 Oct 2024
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If there's one thing he's learned about Ferris Bueller, it's this:
He likes to play games.
Bookmarked by Asshole_who_writes_porn
01 Nov 2022
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A small gang of anti-android hackers attempts to send Markus a deadly virus. Unfortunately, they attach the wrong file, and he ends up infected with a powerful aphrodisiac.
Luckily, Connor is willing to help.
Bookmarked by Asshole_who_writes_porn
05 Jan 2022