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Harry Hart should not be allowed within fifty feet of tiny runty puppies because he loses all reason. When he finds an abandoned teacup schnauzer searching for food in the bins, he immediately decides he’s going to be its mother and brings it home to love forever. Obviously he doesn’t stop to consider the fact that he’s out of the country more often than not so all the actual looking after is going to fall on Merlin, who has a deep disdain for people who make their dogs wear clothes and thinks anything smaller than a wolfhound is basically a pointless rodent.
Meanwhile, Eggsy is floundering on probation after grassing up Dean and his thugs in return for escaping jail time for his part in all their previous criminal activity. Life is feeling pretty bleak and directionless - until he meets a ridiculous eccentric couple and their amazing little dog, and is hired as its nanny.
Contains deeply inappropriate use of the phrases "good boy", "bad boy", and "where’s your squeaky balls?"
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11 Dec 2024
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The Healing Process by Krissielee for cinderella81
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
18 May 2015
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After he learns of Harry's relationship with Merlin, Eggsy has a harder time keeping his stupid crush(es) to himself.
Good thing they don't mind sharing him.
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10 Dec 2024
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Merlin's given on up on getting Harry to stick to the rules, so he gambles against the other Kingsmen on which one Harry will break next. He has a notebook and everything. Until Eggsy Unwin shows up and Harry starts breaking rules for a whole new reason.
Or.
The 5 times Merlin wished he still had hair to rip out and the 2 times he didn't.
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10 Dec 2024
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The Curse of the Deserted Heart: A Tantalising Tale of Love and Adventure Amidst the Dunes of the Lost City That Will Thrill, Chill and Delight You! by kyaticlikestea
Fandoms: The Mummy Series, The Mummy (1999), The Mummy (Movies 1999-2008)
20 Apr 2023
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“Jonathan,” says Evy, walking straight into his living room without so much as a hello and standing directly in front of him. Her voice is saccharine, so sugary that it puts Jonathan’s teeth on edge. “Did you happen to become a bestselling author while Rick and I were in Luxor over summer?”
Jonathan clears his throat, sinks a little lower in his armchair, and lifts yesterday’s edition of The Egyptian Gazette higher, obscuring the blush he knows he can’t control.
“I have no idea how I’m supposed to answer that, dear sister,” he replies, “seeing as I have absolutely no idea what the current bestselling novels are.”
When Jonathan writes an adventure—definitely not a romance, thank you—novel based on the whole Imhotep debacle, he doesn't expect it to become the bestselling pulp sensation of the decade. With hindsight, perhaps he should have made some of the real life parallels less obvious, especially when it comes to the dashing romantic lead, Abir Rey.
Thankfully, there are no bookshops in the desert, so the chances of Ardeth reading it are blessedly slim.
Probably.
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10 Dec 2024
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Prompt/Summary: Since Harry has come back for his eighth year, Snape has felt an uncontrollable urge to shag Harry senseless. He's convinced himself it's the result of a curse and confides in Lucius. Draco overhears and decides to repay Snape for all he did for him and his family during the war. Unfortunately, he can't do the complex ritual alone, so he gets Goyle and Blaise to help him. Goyle botches the ritual and it ends up making Snape's problem around Harry even worse. Harry has been concerned about Severus, who he secretly has feelings for, and when he confronts Severus in a determined attempt to help him....
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07 Dec 2024