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  1. Public Bookmark 54

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    unsparing
    /ʌnˈspɛːrɪŋ/
    adjective
    1. given freely and generously.
    "unsparing like a god's love"
    2. merciless; severe.
    "unsparing like a god's love"

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    13 Jul 2024

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    "Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”

    Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.

    Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?

    Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.

    And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.

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    18 Apr 2024

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    Donnie has everything perfectly under control. Sure, sometimes he hears the voices of those who aren't there, and sometimes he's not in control of his own body- but those are easy fixes. He's fine, dare he say even better than fine! He's so fine that he even constructed a portal to other dimensions in case the Krang come back! It's not like he worked endlessly, almost obsessively, over the portal for days, missing sleep and family trying to talk to him.

    He's fine!

    He's even fine when the portal swallows him whole and spits him out into a new universe with nothing but his battle shell and clocking broach.

    One with alternate versions of him and his brothers, just starting out and fighting their own version of Kraang and bad guys. He's even fine when he gets dragged into their upcoming battles and fights. He's going to get home anyway; what's the harm in helping out his alternate family fight against Kraang?

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    Post-movie ROTTMNT Donnie gets sucked into Season 1 TMNT 2012.

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    12 Apr 2024

  4. Rec *

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    They gotta get home somehow.

    Or: Look for the helpers.

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    14 Oct 2022

  5. Rec 78

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    You are the Technodrome. Nothing alive or dead dares sink its teeth into your flesh, and yet you feel a fang pierce your unarmored flank and tear it open just wide enough for three vermin to slip inside.

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    13 Oct 2022