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    A Sensible Arrangement by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    11 Aug 2022

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    After fending off a siege on Huan Hua, Palace Mistress Su Xiyan decides to gather support in the cultivation world and shore up her sect's position by brokering a diplomatic marriage between a cultivator of good standing and her son, Prince Su Binghe. To ensure her highly romantic offspring's cooperation, Su Xiyan allows him a great deal of choice in the question of his bride.

    Shen Qingqiu is prepared to enter into a practical, political union. He is unprepared for Binghe.

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    26 Dec 2024

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    PREMIUM LIMITED EDITION, HIDDEN FEATURES INCLUDED!! by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    02 Dec 2024

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    Hmm.

    This was not the SHA HUALING DELUXE POCKET PUSSY!! This was, in fact, not a pocket pussy at all.

    No, what was inside the box was something ominously labeled the PREMIUM LIMITED EDITION LUONA BINGHOLE SEX DOLL!! In little subscript under this heinous comic sans pronouncement it read OFFICIAL AUTHORIZED MERCHANDISE OF PROUD IMMORTAL DICKDOWN WAY BASED ON THE BEST SELLING WEB NOVEL PROUD IMMORTAL DEMON WAY!! Then, in even smaller subscript it said TESTED BY PROUD IMMORTAL DEMON WAY AUTHOR AIRPLANE SHOOTING TOWARDS THE SKY!!

    Shen Yuan closed the box. He turned around, walked into his kitchen, poured himself a large glass of water, and chugged it. He then turned back around, marched back over to the box, and opened it again.

    PREMIUM LIMITED EDITION LUONA BINGHOLE SEX DOLL!!

    Ah, so it is real.

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    Shen Yuan "accidentally" orders a sex doll.

    Meanwhile, Luo Binghe is not amused by the new curse he has been afflicted with and tries to find a solution.

    For Bottom Luo Binghe Week '24, Day 2 - onahole

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    15 Dec 2024

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    If You Don't Have Store-Bought Character Growth, Homemade is Fine by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    15 Jan 2025

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    When Shen Qingqiu fails his first mission, he loses the opportunity to unfreeze the OOC function. He has to go through the events of the story in-character as the original goods. He's sure that he's definitely getting human sticked until he stumbles onto a possible solution: if it's out-of-character to not be evil, what if the scum villain got some character development?

    Meanwhile, Luo Binghe is getting paranoid that his Shizun has started being nice to him. In a really mean way.

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    11 Dec 2024

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    Reverse Mode by

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    30 Jun 2019

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    “You know what gets me hot?” Shen Qingqiu said, immediately cringing at what he’d said. It was the wine!

    Even in the dark, Shen Qingqiu could see that Luo Binghe’s eyes were shining. “What, Shizun?”

    Oh no, Shen Qingqiu couldn’t say it. He was drunk, but not that drunk! As he stared up at Luo Binghe, he realized that he either had to lie and come up with something boring (“Your congee makes me horny,” Shen Qingqiu could say) or tell the truth. Because… he really wanted it right now.

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    09 Dec 2024

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    Disrobed by

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    10 Jun 2019

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    “Aren’t you going to laugh?” Shen Qingqiu asked.

    “Why would I?”

    With a grimace, Shen Qingqiu replied, “I know you’re above lusting after women, but surely you recognize their clothing on a man.”

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