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    Honestly, fuck Jack. Ed could do so much better than fuckin' "Calico" Jack. Just because he'd been in a funk for a few years that didn't mean... Well, Ed knew he was attractive. He could be sexy. He could. And he could pull someone so completely opposite to Jack they might as well be from different planets.

    Enter the gorgeous posh blond bloke at the end of the bar.

    Oh, he would do nicely.

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    Ed and Stede have the worst exes in the world, but with a little bit of fuckery and a fabricated relationship (that's maybe getting a bit too real), they can help each other get them off their backs.

    But what happens when their attraction to each other grows, and yet they’ve only agreed to touch each other when other people are around?

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    30 Jul 2024

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    “Are we friends now?” Joe asks. Nicky reaches up to pat Joe on the back, shifting his weight through his hips so he’s got enough power to push Joe into the water. When Joe comes up, spluttering, hair hanging lank across his face, he stares at Nicky, who looks back at him with a lopsided smile.

    “Now we’re friends.”

     
    Ten years, two best friends, one couch that seems to have its own agenda. Friends-to-lovers with all the trimmings.

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    15 Jun 2023

  3. Public Bookmark 47

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    Ed has been happy to show Stede a thing or two, but he's been reluctant to let Stede return the favor. It's enough to make a fellow feel a bit rejected.

    Turns out he's got a pretty unusual reason, but uh...Stede can work with that.

    AKA Ed has tentacles and Stede is into it.

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    22 May 2023

  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    Joe is a starving artist, who is commissioned to do a painting for Nicolo di Genova. Nicky runs a very successful foundation, and isn't above using his money to manipulate Joe into a relationship. It starts out as a way to get access to Joe's body, but he starts to catch feelings. So does Joe.

    Let's see where it goes from there!

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    01 Apr 2023

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    Stede is ready to 'get back out there' after his divorce, but he's more than a little bit intimidated by the concept of online dating. After a series of truly terrible first dates, he's close to giving up on love altogether. Perhaps he's too old for all this Grindr nonsense.

    And then, along comes a bartender called Edward Teach.

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    10 Jan 2023