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Last year, Hermione made the decision to return to Slytherin for good. It was a very dramatic start to her secondary education to put it lightly, but this year promises to be mostly calm and peaceful, until its not... When a mysterious creature is released onto the school and starts petrifying students can Hermione, a muggleborn Slytherin, escape all the rumours?
Year 2 with Slytherin Hermione and Pansy POV
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Marmalade or honey? by Ammmshatesmayo
Fandoms: Paddington Bear - Michael Bond, Paddington (Movies), Winnie-the-Pooh - A. A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh (Disney Movies)
28 Jun 2024
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After Christopher Robin's tragic death, winnie the pooh sets off to a far off land named 'Peru' to try and piece his life back together. Not everything works out like he'd like it to and he meets another bear named 'Paddington' (at least this is his English name), and begins to recover from the horrible event.
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Granger’s guide to being a snake by Ammmshatesmayo
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Dec 2023
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"What a weirdo," whispered a boy called Adrian Pucey.
"I say she's going to Ravenclaw," said Marcus, to his group of friends.
"Nah, with that bad hair? Gryffindor," replied Terrence Higgs smirking across the table.
"Bet a galleon on it?"
"You bet a galleon on it?"
Trouble is a lot of Slytherins were going to lose their money that day. This fic features a Slytherin Hermione and Pansy in first year. This is my first fic :), I love reviews! Negative or positive.
Enjoy!
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Dudleys taking his muggle gcse's soon and he has no idea what to write for his creative writing essay.
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“This is actually a much better outcome, wouldn’t you say?”
Oliver glanced back at Flint. It took him a moment to catch up. “What, me being in football as well instead of some random bloke?”
“Exactly,” Flint sat up, and all of a sudden they were closer. “You‘d gain nothing from outing me to the tabloids, because it‘d ruin you, too.”
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Or: The one where Oliver Wood is the perpetually-on-loan reserve goalie for Manchester United, Marcus Flint is Manchester City's million-pound golden boy and they somehow meet over Grindr. It's football, shagging and six years of pining.
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Overcoming suicidal urges and burdened by internalized guilt, Thomas Barrow is not an easy man to love... but Tom Branson loves hard. Meanwhile Charles Carson must re-evaluate a relationship he'd always given up for lost.
Post S6 E8 work, an attempt to fix the mess Jullian Fellowes made.
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21 Aug 2024
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*Currently Editing*
Beside her, Harry chatted with Astoria. The two seemingly got along well, much to the chagrin of both Ginny and Malfoy.
“So,” Ginny said, taking a long drink from her wine. “I see you’re no longer in Azkaban.”
Malfoy’s eyes flashed with irritation. “I see you’re still chasing after the boy-who-didn’t-die.”
Ginny felt her face flush with color. “We’re dating.”
“Sure,” he said airily.
“And what did Astoria do wrong to end up with you?”
Malfoy’s cruel smile grew. “You can do better than that, weasel.”
Ginny desperately wanted to punch that look off his face, but instead she took a deep breath. “I’m not a child anymore, Malfoy. I’m above school-yard insults.”
“But you’re still not above the poverty line.”
Without a second thought Ginny tossed the remainder of her drink onto Malfoy.
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29 Apr 2024
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Hermione has enough on her plate for fourth-year. The Triwizard Tournament is coming up, and helping her trouble-finding friends is a full-time battle. But one conversation with Pansy Parkinson is enough to change everything. Suddenly Hermione is managing a secret rendezvous with the Slytherins, an overly flirtatious Beauxbatons student, and a confusing crush on someone she thought was her enemy. Not to mention the deadly tournament and whatever is going on with Draco and Harry.
A rewrite of goblet of fire featuring the Hermione/Pansy enemies to friends to lovers arc we all needed.
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22 Apr 2024
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Harry Potter is a new student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He's never been to a real school before, so he doesn't know if he'll be able to fit in with the rest of his peers. He needn't worry, though, soon enough he would become one of the most popular kids at the school and Draco Malfoy -the King Bee-'s right hand (and maybe something more). Too bad it's all a farce to help his new friends Hermione and Ron get revenge. Or is it?
Mean girls but make it Drarry. Featuring Harry Potter being completely clueless about high school hierarchy, but also enjoying it, Hermione Granger being Draco Malfoy's number one hater, Ron Weasley being hungry and angry, Pansy Parkinson being the queen of gossip, Blaise Zabini being the diva we all know he is and Draco Malfoy being a little shit, and also in love, and also in denial.
I promise there's a happy ending. Lots of teenage drama, betrayals and hurt too, though.
You don't need to have watched any of the Mean Girls movies nor the musical to follow the story, don't worry.
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30 Mar 2024