Amaelalt

Blackbeard (ofmd) looking back with way too cute eyes



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    A trio of girl scouts decide that the best way to sell cookies is to go to every single house in Gotham. Including the rich people houses. Wayne Manor doesn't know what hit it.

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    30 Nov 2024

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    Bruce tells the story of the only time Dick made him laugh whilst out as Batman and Robin.

    It leads to a running joke amongst the family.

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    16 Nov 2024

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    “You did not just ‘quiet hands’ me, kid,” Drake mutters, shaking his head, and shaking his hands, “No, no, I’m not doing this. Fuck off. Fuck you.” 

     

    He takes a step back, and Damian does not want him to leave because they are still angry and they still want to understand why Drake is allowed things they need too and they aren’t.

     

    So they keep speaking.

     

    “If I can hold my hands still, I assure you, you can, too.”

     

    Drake does not continue leaving, and Damian knows that he wants to, and yet he doesn’t and nothing makes sense to them anymore and they just want to fight with Drake because that’s what they know.

     

    “Yeah, you’re so much better than me because I’m fucking autistic, aren’t you? Congrats, Damian, you don’t have to move your hands, congrats on your functioning brain! Do you want a party for it?”

     

    Damian does not know that word. It flies over their head and for a moment, they pause, thinking. They don’t bite back immediately, running through all the languages they know to understand this word and they do not find one.

     

    It is tiring to not understand.

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    09 Nov 2024

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    “So, why haven't you settled down with some lucky lady yet?” the interviewer asks.
    Maybe it's the blinding set-lights, or the fact that he hasn't slept in thirty-five hours. But for some reason Kirk blurts, “Honestly, they all end up getting jealous of Spock.”

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    30 Oct 2024

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    It’s September 18, 2008. Castiel is being deployed to rescue Dean Winchester from Hell.

    He lands in Dean Winchester’s motel room in 2003. Things go from there.

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    29 Oct 2023