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    “So, like, what do you do while you work? I assume you’re not actually jerking off all the time.”

    “I usually just bake. And I do a lot of crossword puzzles.”

    “Oh, sick, you can bake? Did you make anything tonight while we were talking?”

    “I put cinnamon rolls in the oven right before you called.”

    “Ugh, I’m so jealous! I’m pretty sure one of my neighbors is making cinnamon rolls, too - I can smell them all the way in my bedroom and it’s making me so hungry. Is the universe punishing me for spending half my paycheck on a phone sex line?”

    In which Shouto is a phone sex operator, Hanta is his newest regular, Sero is kind of into his mysterious neighbor Todoroki (who might have the hots for Sero, too), and everyone is too dumb to introduce themselves with full names or realize that not that many people bake cinnamon rolls at 11 PM on a Friday night.

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    “I think—” Eijirou rumbles, and Katsuki feels a strange little itch settle under his skin at the tone of his voice, familiar and deep and fucking sexy, god. “—that you’re built like a twig, and I could fit my entire hand around your throat.”

    “Kacchan,” Denki says firmly, eyeing Eijirou with a curling grin. “Switch with me.”

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    28 Dec 2024

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    After Shouto is dared to kiss Hanta at a party, both of their long standing relationships are suddenly intricately intertwined.

     

    “I know you want him,” Katsuki says and Shouto closes his eyes again. “Is that what you’re sorry for?” 

     

    A moment of silence, filled only with their breathing. Then a nod. Then his eyes are flying open again, this time filled with panic.

     

    “I wouldn’t - I would never , Kat, please, you have to - ”

     

    “Hey, it’s okay,” Katsuki cuts him off softly. Shouto is always easily disarmed by gentleness and Katsuki isn’t above using that to get him to stop rambling. “I know. I know. It’s okay.” Shouto relaxes again then tenses when Katsuki says, “But…”

     

    “But what?” he asks.

     

    “It’s not - ” the word itself is sour in his mouth but none of this feels even remotely close to bad - “cheating, if you do it with me.”

     

    “What?” Shouto’s eyes go comically wide. Katsuki leans in and puts his mouth against his cheek.

     

    “Tell me what you want him to do to you.” .

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    10 Dec 2024

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    “Wait. You’ve been trying to top Bakugou for five years?”

    “He’s a tough nut to crack.”

    “Hm. We’ll see about that.”

    At this point, practically every pro hero under the sun has tried, and failed, to make the Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight their bitch. Hitoshi is confident that he'll succeed, even if no one else believes he will, but he does. As it turns out, they're wildly sexually compatible, and Bakugou wants more. Hitoshi does, too. He really does. There's just one problem... he wasn't entirely honest with Bakugou about his motives.

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    This is my purely self indulgent bitching fic that I hope many of you enjoy

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    “Okay.”

    “Okay?” He snaps, face uncomfortably hot.

    “Yes,” Shinsou hisses, his careful mask cracking a little. “What the fuck else am I supposed to say, Bakugou.”

    He scowls, muscles ready to take off at a moment’s notice. “There's no if you don’t want to.”

    “That’s not...” He sighs, rubbing a hand over his face. “We have to talk about this. Not fucking here.”

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    31 Oct 2024