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A Morty & Morty Adventure (In Which They Forget the Ice Cream) by sarriathmg for sewageworm
Fandoms: Rick and Morty
21 Jun 2024
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Evil Morty rolls his one exposed eye.
“I question that myself. Why am I here? I must be stupid to return to the Curve after going through all that trouble to escape it, but you’re probably the only other Morty in the multiverse who doesn’t hate my guts.”
“Correction. I do hate your guts.”
“Point taken. Do you want to go on an adventure?”
Morty perks up. “Did you say an adventure?”
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- Part 108 of Sarri's Exchange Works
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Where's My Goddamn Dinosaur? by njw
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
27 Apr 2018
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Tim closes his eyes, calculating. Based on the energy involved for a one week reset, he’s looking at a minimum displacement of about five years for the copy. His eyes sting as he fully grasps that if this works, one Tim will get to reunite with his friends and family, hold them and speak to them again, and work together to unleash all the contingencies and strategies he’s come up with to kick those invading alien assholes the fuck out, and the other Tim, the copy… won’t. He’ll wake up somewhen, isolated and traumatized, without friends, family, or any allies at all.
Well, shit. Whatever, at least Other Tim will know it worked. And he’s never minded the idea of sacrificing himself to save others. He confirms the calibration of the device, and pushes the big red button. Of fucking course there’s a big red button, supervillains are so predictable.
His last thought as the lights explode in his head and he tastes color is I hope computers are a thing whenever Other Tim lands. I’d hate to be put on trial for witchcraft. Fuck it, if I overshoot I’m gonna ride a goddamn dinosaur. Hell. Yes.
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- Part 1 of Where's My Goddamn Dinosaur
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Bart is having a moment, then he promptly slaps it away and faces the true monster of becoming a parent out of the blue: Names.
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- Part 8 of Young Justice Honeybees 🐝💕
- Part 8 of 🐝🐝The Young Justice Colony 🐝🐝
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Can We Keep Him by Starlight Sakura (PastelGlitterPen)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Apr 2021
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“Let me get this straight,” the boy watched him, green eyes guarded. “There was someone in your house tonight.”
The boy’s mask slipped for a moment, clearly not expecting that. “Um, yes?”
“They were probably dangerous. I mean, they had a weapon,” Shouta said sternly.
“Yeah…” the boy gave Shouta a confused look.
“And you, no offense, are an unarmed, uncoordinated child,” Shouta pointed out.
The boy’s nose crinkled, slightly offended. “Yeah, I guess,” he admitted bitterly.
“So what possessed you to shout ‘come at me, little bitch?’” Shouta asked, exasperated.
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- Part 1 of Found Family
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Honestly you don't give two shits what the kid looks like. Your audience will go for it even if you get someone who got beaten half to death with the troll ugly stick.
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You're going to make so much alien fetish money you're going to have to hire somebody to build a swimming pool on the roof, just so you can fill it with sleazy intergalactic flesh trade dollars and roll around in it like an asshole.