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Netflix presents Richie Tozier: Don't Call My Boyfriend Gay by kyaticlikestea
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
29 Oct 2019
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You know, when I first told my manager I was gay, he was like, "is this a bit?" Like, I'm so dedicated to my career, I've started a relationship with another man and now he's saved as 'Dream Boy' on my phone just so that I can expand my comedic repertoire. So obviously, I was like, "no, it's not a bit. I have not spent all morning on my knees just so that I get to make a blowjob joke on stage later." And then he hung up on me.
A transcript of the first taped performance of Richie Tozier's comeback show, in which jokes are made, the queer experience is dissected, and wigs are snatched. Whatever that means.
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19 Oct 2024
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The facts, as Edwin understands them, are thus:
1. Edwin Payne spent 7 decades in hell
2. Edwin Payne spent the majority of those years being ripped apart by a spider demon meade of doll heads
3. On Tuesday 12 March, 2024, the Dead Boy Detectives investigated an old railway station on the outskirts of York which was home to a nest of unnaturally fast and magical spiders being bred by a local mage for unknown purposes.
4. Approximately 5 minutes after entering the nest, Edwin Payne began to experience the following symptoms: shortness of breath, blurred vision, shaking hands, a curious sensation as if something very large was trying to crack ribs he does not have by squeezing him in its fist.In which Edwin's trauma catches up with him and he finds the whole thing quite tedious.
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12 Oct 2024
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I built a home (for you, for me) by adhoori
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Apr 2020
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25 Sep 2024
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It had been about a month since Charles realised he is, in fact, in love with Edwin back. They were still getting used to the new aspects of their relationship, but nothing had really changed. They just kissed now sometimes – much to the annoyance of Crystal when they were trying to focus on a case. One thing had felt slightly wrong, now, though – Charles’s constantly calling Edwin ‘mate’. Charles rectifies this, and Edwin does something that surprises him.
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an exploration of bi panicking so hard you literally forget to be tangibleBookmarked by AceAstro
19 Aug 2024
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Smitten in the Stacks by cordelianoir
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV), The Dead Boy Detectives (DC Comics)
17 Aug 2024
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Five Saturdays.
Five Saturdays and Charles was already smitten with the bow-tie wearing librarian. Not that he’d ever really considered himself the sort of lad to get smitten. He’d always fallen hard, back when he’d been dating. Back before Crystal and FYD and Theo, he’d had a string of girlfriends and a few boyfriends for whom he had fallen hard and fast. But Mr. Edwin Payne, world’s sexiest librarian… he was the sort of man who inspired feelings like “smitten.”Bookmarked by AceAstro
18 Aug 2024