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To Conquer an Emperor by zarasu
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Oct 2024
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Transmigrating into the stallion novel he hates most is bad enough, but why did it have to be into the body of one of the protagonist's wives? Shen Yuan spends exactly two months dealing with harem intrigues, sullen maids and his husband utterly ignoring him before he decides to go on an extended holiday. Very extended. Surely no one will care if he just forgets about being married and becomes a cultivator, right?
(In which Luo Binghe goes on a quest to bring his errant husband home and Shen Yuan takes him on an adventure instead.)
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15 Dec 2024
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There's this... silly muggle theory.
In any romantic relationship no matter how perfect or healthy, you only get eighty percent of what you want and need. The problem for some, is that when you do encounter that last twenty percent you're not getting; it becomes incredibly tempting and the unwise man may leave that eighty percent thinking they're about to get a hundred only to be left with twenty.
But sometimes, it can go the other way around. Sometimes you'll end up leaving twenty and end up with eighty.
In seventh year James left Severus for Lily.
Best choice he could have ever made. It never would have worked out. Besides, he and Lily are married now, she's pregnant with his soon to be child and Severus...
Severus is with Sirius.
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11 Dec 2024
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Why Are You Bleeding on My Dog? by ElloPoppet for hawkguyandthewinterdude
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel
24 Mar 2019
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“Why are you bleeding on my dog?”
Bucky tried to keep his voice calm and non-threatening, just in case the battered and bruised man who was currently in his backyard wasn’t in the best mental state. Bucky found the chances of that likely; the guy was a wreck with one black eye and the other soon to follow suit, his t-shirt torn in multiple places and blood tinting his dirty blond hair a sickly orange-pink hue. If the stranger continued to stroke Lucky’s fur with his bleeding palm, they would soon match.
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09 Dec 2024
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By the time they find him, Clint has been missing for three weeks. Time has stopped having any meaning for him, though, and if he was capable of speech, he’d have sworn he’d been missing for entire life times.
In which Clint Barton's rescue from Hydra is just the first step in a long recovery.
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05 Dec 2024
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The Avengers think he's traumatised, Fury thinks he needs a break, Natasha wants him to recover. Well, screw those guys. Clint is going to go and make some new friends that appreciate how badass and competent and not-messed-up-after-Loki he is.
It goes great, until it doesn't.
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03 Dec 2024