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    Rei has always had a soft spot for strays, and Kazuki is finally ready to let him keep one. They are doing okay raising a toddler, surely a pet cannot be so much more difficult? Well trust Rei to pull a fast one on him and bring home not a dog, not a cat, not even a hamster, but a weird teenager with chainsaws for hands.


    "What if Denji skipped Makima's Trauma Central and instead got begrudgingly adopted by two struggling assassins?" asked no one ever. Yet, here I am, providing an answer.

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    16 Dec 2024

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    People were screaming.

    Rei and Kazuki, who, as a byproduct of their former day job were really used to people screaming, ignored it and continued to arm themselves in the gun closet.

    As it turned out, the military grade anti-material rifle Rei used for ultra-long distance sniping did a really fantastic job at punching through the skulls of ridiculous fantasy monsters too. The caliber was high enough to tear right through concrete or a solid inch of steel, so it would be kind of be a problem if it didn’t. 

    Post-canon. When the dungeons appear and everyone in the world gains videogame-like levels according to their history and achievements, Rei and Kazuki find their post-retirement lives raising Miri to have way more excitement then planned.

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    16 Dec 2024

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    International superstar Nirvana Moebius appears out of the blue to accuse Kim Dokja of stealing his beloved. Kim Dokja, who has lived his life under a rock as far as celebrity news goes, hasn’t got a clue what they're talking about. Yoo Joonghyuk has a vested interest in keeping it that way.

    Or—where every single one of everyday cubicle worker Kim Dokja's friends is a rich and influential public figure, and the only one in the dark about it is himself.

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    07 Dec 2024

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    ”It’s a hazy afternoon on the tail end of summer when Zhongli looks at Childe and realises he never wants to look at anything else for the rest of his life.

    The revelation comes with no fanfare. Nothing changes, nothing breaks. It’s simply a fact. The sky is blue. The sun is bright. Violetgrass wilts in the heat, and Zhongli is terribly, irreversibly in love.”

    Or: in which Zhongli falls in love, falls out of the sky, falls from grace, and falls into bed with Liyue’s Public Enemy Number Eleven. In exactly that order.

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    30 Nov 2024

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    This is not a love story.

    This is a story about food.

    This is a story about the time Diluc Ragnvindr told a reporter that none of the dishes in his own restaurant were as good as the ramen Kaeya Alberich made for him in culinary school. He had no reason to bring it up. It wasn't like they were friends. They were barely even classmates, seeing as Kaeya decided to drop out and leave the valedictorian spot to Diluc.

    (This is also maybe, possibly, kind of a love story.)

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    26 Nov 2024

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