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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    “I’m trying to turn a new leaf. Be a good guy. I even got a job at a grocery store. But I just have these… urges. To do evil.”

    “What kind of evil..?”

    “Anything really. Steal people's wallets. Blow up the moon. Kill David Hasselhoff.”

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    this is 1000% a crack fic i wrote in the middle of the night DONT COME FOR ME

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    15 Mar 2023

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    Um man Rey hot

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    Greg is a part of the Soulmate Goose of Enforcement Council. He has spent too much time helping other people find love. But he deserves love too. And even though he is in love with a certain goose popstar, Harry has a girlfriend. Will he ever find love? Or will he spend the rest of his life forever alone?

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    17 Nov 2022

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    Goose

  3. Rec 91

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    macbeth but the witches are stoned and keep singing 'fireflies' by owl city at inopportune moments

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    01 Apr 2022

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  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    On the way to school Alvin and the gang run into trouble with a certain magical teacher.

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    01 Mar 2022

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  5. Public Bookmark 53

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    Before that fateful night, it would roam its room in the off-hours, in those minutes between recharges. If it moves swiftly enough, it can hear air glide off its fiber-enforced plastic carapace, occasionally slipping through intentionally designed gaps to whistle and clear the stagnant, lukewarm atmosphere within its diaphragm.

    It wonders to itself if its compartment was made to hold and cherish children the same way its paws are carefully sculpted, rounded to hold their delicate fleshy hands, the same way its eyelids are able to swivel at different angles to simulate emotive responses, the same way its load-bearing joints are prepared and built to bear its own weight and that of others.

    But then it would shake itself from its reverie because it would know if it was, would it not? One of the Pizzaplex's employees would have notified it. It would be detailed within its programming. No other animatronics were meant for that kind of interaction, not even the others, who are all upgraded with various technology it isn't.

    It is a compartment for goodies, not for children.

    Right?

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    20 Dec 2021